Mel the Scallion
@girlmellymel.bsky.social
Giving opulence. Southern-bred. Mississippi in Mugler. Texas in Tom Ford.
I’ma do the best I can with what I got.
📍 HTX
I’ma do the best I can with what I got.
📍 HTX
I only read physical books and they span both fiction and non and when I tell you I’m over it!!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I only read physical books and they span both fiction and non and when I tell you I’m over it!!!
The fresh hell that misogyny has wrought upon us 🥲
October 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The fresh hell that misogyny has wrought upon us 🥲
We are in hell.
September 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We are in hell.
Tabanca has fully set in and it’s only been a day 😭
Spicemas 2025 owes me nothing
Spicemas 2025 owes me nothing
August 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tabanca has fully set in and it’s only been a day 😭
Spicemas 2025 owes me nothing
Spicemas 2025 owes me nothing
I KNOW YOU MF LYING TO M E!!! HAYLEY!!!!!!! Come to the damn front!!
July 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I KNOW YOU MF LYING TO M E!!! HAYLEY!!!!!!! Come to the damn front!!
🗣️🗣️ ATL folks!! Got a Cowboy Carter ticket going for face value ($150), DM if interested!
July 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🗣️🗣️ ATL folks!! Got a Cowboy Carter ticket going for face value ($150), DM if interested!
Last month’s Tj’s bouquets
July 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Last month’s Tj’s bouquets
She’s literally staying there because her dumb ass team finally got right and rushed to get her down
June 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
She’s literally staying there because her dumb ass team finally got right and rushed to get her down
Yesterday was *technically* the 1st day of summer but since I live in Houston and it actually starts with cinco de Mayo, here’s what I’ve done so far on my summer bucket list 🙂↕️
June 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yesterday was *technically* the 1st day of summer but since I live in Houston and it actually starts with cinco de Mayo, here’s what I’ve done so far on my summer bucket list 🙂↕️
Can I put this shot from a couple years ago up as my attempt at Black Dandyism?
May 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Can I put this shot from a couple years ago up as my attempt at Black Dandyism?
No but this is exactly my sentiment. WTF was this @ Vogue???
May 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
No but this is exactly my sentiment. WTF was this @ Vogue???
Because this prompt is AT LEAST 5 years old🫥 please!! Find a hobby!!!!
April 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Because this prompt is AT LEAST 5 years old🫥 please!! Find a hobby!!!!
Got my second viewing of Sinners tonight. This time at a Regal and they had merch!! So of course I had to get both Smoke and Stack’s tins 🙂↕️
April 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Got my second viewing of Sinners tonight. This time at a Regal and they had merch!! So of course I had to get both Smoke and Stack’s tins 🙂↕️
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do you know who KNOWS how much I owe?? The FUCKING IRS. What is the point of allowing an extension if I basically would need to do the work that I’m trying to extend in order to pay before the deadline so as not pay a fine??
April 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Do you know who KNOWS how much I owe?? The FUCKING IRS. What is the point of allowing an extension if I basically would need to do the work that I’m trying to extend in order to pay before the deadline so as not pay a fine??
Big 3-5 and a dream fulfilled😌
April 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Big 3-5 and a dream fulfilled😌
Happy 35th birthday to me 🥳
April 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Happy 35th birthday to me 🥳
Alexa, play the James Bond Theme
March 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Alexa, play the James Bond Theme
The BEST TikTok rec to date!!! Not even gone hold you sksksk just read it and get back to me
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The BEST TikTok rec to date!!! Not even gone hold you sksksk just read it and get back to me
The gag is I’m even more glad Dr. Whiteside had us read it chronologically bc if id started with the first???
Hated it. Worst book in the series and that’s saying a lot
Hated it. Worst book in the series and that’s saying a lot
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The gag is I’m even more glad Dr. Whiteside had us read it chronologically bc if id started with the first???
Hated it. Worst book in the series and that’s saying a lot
Hated it. Worst book in the series and that’s saying a lot
😅😅 the wayyyy that I have been terrible on keeping up with this.
Anyway mmmm as I made my way through the Patternist series it became ABUNDANTLY CLEAR miss mamas had to grow into the writer we know and love. Bc 🥴 what was these last 2
Anyway mmmm as I made my way through the Patternist series it became ABUNDANTLY CLEAR miss mamas had to grow into the writer we know and love. Bc 🥴 what was these last 2
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
😅😅 the wayyyy that I have been terrible on keeping up with this.
Anyway mmmm as I made my way through the Patternist series it became ABUNDANTLY CLEAR miss mamas had to grow into the writer we know and love. Bc 🥴 what was these last 2
Anyway mmmm as I made my way through the Patternist series it became ABUNDANTLY CLEAR miss mamas had to grow into the writer we know and love. Bc 🥴 what was these last 2
I HATED reading this short ass book only bc it just felt so …. Under written. Not fully fleshed out. Just not good. I see why she pulled it from being published.
March 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I HATED reading this short ass book only bc it just felt so …. Under written. Not fully fleshed out. Just not good. I see why she pulled it from being published.