She was very disappointed I didn't have more treats for her.

Oh that's an excellent burn (grew up in Alpharetta, my Mom was born in Columbus)

Hi. Liberal born and bred Southerner here. Fuck off.

The daily and s-town in the top 5? Yeah that list is bullshit. Where's Will be Wild, Ripple, and No Reservations?

I love your dishtowels!

Here's me right after I heard the horse joke. True was not as amused as I was.

Horses! And man is that shit expensive!

Wait, did you work at Chateau Elan?! I showed there so many times over the years.