Michael H
@gingermichael.bsky.social
FC United of Manchester, Salford RLFC, Lancashire CCC
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Here’s my latest cartoon for @faroutmagazine.co.uk faroutmagazine.co.uk/david-squire...
David Squires delves into Donald Trump's 'Rush Hour 4'
Donald Trump is no stranger when it comes to strong-arming Hollywood with curious demands. Every Christmas, he crops up,, in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
faroutmagazine.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Here’s my latest cartoon for @faroutmagazine.co.uk faroutmagazine.co.uk/david-squire...
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Britain conquered so much of the globe that the sun never set on its empire.
If people are coming today and all they want is to participate in the economy and improve the cuisine, the descendants of those conquerers should be breathing a grateful sigh of relief and laying out the welcome mat.
If people are coming today and all they want is to participate in the economy and improve the cuisine, the descendants of those conquerers should be breathing a grateful sigh of relief and laying out the welcome mat.
Regular reminder that behind all the guff about immigration statistics we are talking about actual people's lives.
We are pretty much guaranteed to see today's figures used to defend anti-immigration policies, and ignore the harm they cause. These are people's lives.
www.bigissue.com/opinion/uk-m...
We are pretty much guaranteed to see today's figures used to defend anti-immigration policies, and ignore the harm they cause. These are people's lives.
www.bigissue.com/opinion/uk-m...
UK migration is at a record high – but immigration should be celebrated, not weaponised
Experience tells us that there will be those who try and “weaponise” immigration no matter what, says Stand for All's Daniel Sohege.
www.bigissue.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Britain conquered so much of the globe that the sun never set on its empire.
If people are coming today and all they want is to participate in the economy and improve the cuisine, the descendants of those conquerers should be breathing a grateful sigh of relief and laying out the welcome mat.
If people are coming today and all they want is to participate in the economy and improve the cuisine, the descendants of those conquerers should be breathing a grateful sigh of relief and laying out the welcome mat.
Happy Lancashire Day 🌹
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Happy Lancashire Day 🌹
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I'm sure once they "stop the boats" and inflict a healthy dose of cruelty on asylum seekers plus take their valuables off them then the lads calling her a paki and telling her to go home will stop being racist
"It's asylum seekers' fault I was racially abused..."
In any normal society, this would be a career killer.
In any normal society, this would be a career killer.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm sure once they "stop the boats" and inflict a healthy dose of cruelty on asylum seekers plus take their valuables off them then the lads calling her a paki and telling her to go home will stop being racist
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As a man, nothing will turn you into a radical feminist faster than the first time you're shown the twitter mentions and DM requests of literally any woman on the internet.
We don't need a Joe Rogan of the left. We need Bryan to see what his sister's LinkedIn Message Requests folder looks like.
We don't need a Joe Rogan of the left. We need Bryan to see what his sister's LinkedIn Message Requests folder looks like.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
As a man, nothing will turn you into a radical feminist faster than the first time you're shown the twitter mentions and DM requests of literally any woman on the internet.
We don't need a Joe Rogan of the left. We need Bryan to see what his sister's LinkedIn Message Requests folder looks like.
We don't need a Joe Rogan of the left. We need Bryan to see what his sister's LinkedIn Message Requests folder looks like.
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
Pascal was a good man. If you can spare a couple of quid in his memory, please do so.
And if things feel like they're overwhelming, talk to someone. Please.
gofund.me/6ce843eed
And if things feel like they're overwhelming, talk to someone. Please.
gofund.me/6ce843eed
Donate to Our lovely friend, Pascal., organized by Fay Walker
As many of you know, we lost our dear friend Pascal a few days ago. Words can't describe the los… Fay Walker needs your support for Our lovely friend, Pascal.
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Pascal was a good man. If you can spare a couple of quid in his memory, please do so.
And if things feel like they're overwhelming, talk to someone. Please.
gofund.me/6ce843eed
And if things feel like they're overwhelming, talk to someone. Please.
gofund.me/6ce843eed
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
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2015 Shabana Mahmood really needs to have a word with 2025 Shabana Mahmood
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
2015 Shabana Mahmood really needs to have a word with 2025 Shabana Mahmood
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This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is unbearably funny
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If Wes Streeting is the answer, then the problems are huge
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
If Wes Streeting is the answer, then the problems are huge
Salford's winding up hearing adjourned again until December 3rd. They're doing this on purpose now. Bellends.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Salford's winding up hearing adjourned again until December 3rd. They're doing this on purpose now. Bellends.
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
2
CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
3
CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
5
HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
7
HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
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Norman Whiteside tonight at @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social. Top man, top night
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Norman Whiteside tonight at @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social. Top man, top night
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Go home, train, you're drunk.
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Go home, train, you're drunk.
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That time Nancy Pelosi almost signed to play rugby league for Warrington
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
That time Nancy Pelosi almost signed to play rugby league for Warrington
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
FCUM Women win 3-2 away at Tranmere and I get to sit on a train through Merseyside all smug as United win at Anfield.
Today has been a good day 😎
Today has been a good day 😎
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
FCUM Women win 3-2 away at Tranmere and I get to sit on a train through Merseyside all smug as United win at Anfield.
Today has been a good day 😎
Today has been a good day 😎
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Jenrick was a full on casual at 5 but got into ecstacy at 7 and really mellowed
The chances that Robert Jenrick *literally* went to "more than a few football matches in the away end" at Villa Park *in the 1980s* (ie, before his 8th birthday on 8.1.1990) are vanishingly small to non-existent. (He may have been in the away end at Villa Park as a child or teenager in the 1990s)
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Jenrick was a full on casual at 5 but got into ecstacy at 7 and really mellowed
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Aside from everything else, Jenrick was seven at the end of the 1980s.
Jenrick casting 1980s British football hooliganism as something that was easily dealt with by police and not an era defining issue which we're still living with the consequences of today... He's genuinely the most unserious person in British politics rn
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Aside from everything else, Jenrick was seven at the end of the 1980s.
