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If the gas pump says to see attendant I won't. I would rather ride a horse.
September 30, 2023 at 7:38 PM
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What we all have in common is how incredibly stupid we look when we stop everything to focus on removing a stray hair from our tongue.
October 25, 2023 at 10:59 AM
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I need an emotional support billion dollars
October 26, 2023 at 4:09 PM
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the "b" in "subtle" is really just there as an example
November 9, 2023 at 6:18 PM
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This barista said that I look like a one cream, two sugars kinda guy. She's totally right but I'm not sure if I should be offended or not
November 9, 2023 at 6:54 PM
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I can’t believe Paul McCartney was in another band before Wings
November 8, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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me: can I get a doggie bag?

priest: no
November 4, 2023 at 5:26 PM
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Man is the only animal that can recall its high score on Tetris.
November 8, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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I sincerely hope the person who decided to call orcas, killer whales, at least got their due props.
November 9, 2023 at 2:28 AM
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Some things you never get over. I still cry about Goose.
November 5, 2023 at 11:26 PM
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The annoying thing about having incredible grammar skills is how everyone wants to have sex with I.
November 5, 2023 at 11:12 PM
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You: everything in moderation

Me: bookmarks are for quitters
November 5, 2023 at 6:55 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Chill out.
November 8, 2023 at 5:41 PM
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Every day more trees are bare. Not even wearing a bathrobe.
November 8, 2023 at 1:25 PM
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Guys! I finally dusted my bedroom! And guess what? I HAVE A NIGHTSTAND!!!
November 8, 2023 at 8:17 PM
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Looks like I’ve lived long enough to have a trick knee.
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 AM
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My flags are actually salmon.
November 9, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Is this where we put our posts about choke fucking?
November 9, 2023 at 3:07 AM