gingerclaus le roofer
@gingerclaus420.bsky.social
Allegedly Highest Leafs and Nylander fan since '92•hockey dad•U11 goalie coach•cohost of @puckinstonerdad•horror junky•I'm probably on a roof
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At one point in our lives we were faced with a decision that 90 percent of our happiness would depend on.. and we chose the maple leafs 😂
Why am I this way
Stupid medicine not doing anything
What the hell is fucking wrong with me
I guess there is no remedy
I'm so terribly lost
Stupid medicine not doing anything
What the hell is fucking wrong with me
I guess there is no remedy
I'm so terribly lost
February 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Why am I this way
Stupid medicine not doing anything
What the hell is fucking wrong with me
I guess there is no remedy
I'm so terribly lost
Stupid medicine not doing anything
What the hell is fucking wrong with me
I guess there is no remedy
I'm so terribly lost
Dallas Mavericks really just traded Auston Matthews and Nick Robertson for Jeff Skinner but in basketball
February 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Dallas Mavericks really just traded Auston Matthews and Nick Robertson for Jeff Skinner but in basketball
@mcuban.bsky.social how I'm I supposed to sleep when your successor is doing things like throwing away Luka :(
February 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social how I'm I supposed to sleep when your successor is doing things like throwing away Luka :(
When one of your U11 players gets a 5 and a misconduct and after the game you jokingly tell him he has a meeting with player safety.... Then get a text from the parents saying he did in fact receive a 2 game suspension... ben tabarnak d colis lol chill George
February 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
When one of your U11 players gets a 5 and a misconduct and after the game you jokingly tell him he has a meeting with player safety.... Then get a text from the parents saying he did in fact receive a 2 game suspension... ben tabarnak d colis lol chill George
How does @stephenking.bsky.social do it? Every book.. 1 sentence in.. and I'm in another world
January 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
How does @stephenking.bsky.social do it? Every book.. 1 sentence in.. and I'm in another world
Scary call.. wife on way to hospital.. 6yo took a seizure in class and is being rushed by ambulance
Prayers appreciated
Hug your kids
Prayers appreciated
Hug your kids
January 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Scary call.. wife on way to hospital.. 6yo took a seizure in class and is being rushed by ambulance
Prayers appreciated
Hug your kids
Prayers appreciated
Hug your kids
My wife- wow I would never be able too cook a meal like miss Kay does every day
Me (counting our 5 kids and doing some math)- well if all the kids decide not to marry or have kids you might get lucky...
Super stoked on the Duck Dynasty reboot!
Me (counting our 5 kids and doing some math)- well if all the kids decide not to marry or have kids you might get lucky...
Super stoked on the Duck Dynasty reboot!
January 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My wife- wow I would never be able too cook a meal like miss Kay does every day
Me (counting our 5 kids and doing some math)- well if all the kids decide not to marry or have kids you might get lucky...
Super stoked on the Duck Dynasty reboot!
Me (counting our 5 kids and doing some math)- well if all the kids decide not to marry or have kids you might get lucky...
Super stoked on the Duck Dynasty reboot!
ADHD is kicking in better message everyone from my 2010 aa team and tell them I miss them
January 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
ADHD is kicking in better message everyone from my 2010 aa team and tell them I miss them
Future Willie Nylander on his 3rd wedding anniversary:
No I didn't get you anything
What's the big deal
It's just 3 years
No I didn't get you anything
What's the big deal
It's just 3 years
January 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Future Willie Nylander on his 3rd wedding anniversary:
No I didn't get you anything
What's the big deal
It's just 3 years
No I didn't get you anything
What's the big deal
It's just 3 years
"You can't build a house in a day, it'll be done... Tomorrow"- contractor on Peppa pig
January 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"You can't build a house in a day, it'll be done... Tomorrow"- contractor on Peppa pig
Why would I make a dentist appointment when I have an ounce of weed, a quart of vodka, and a set of pliers?
January 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Why would I make a dentist appointment when I have an ounce of weed, a quart of vodka, and a set of pliers?
Knies 🤝 serial killers
Lock him up
Lock him up
January 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Knies 🤝 serial killers
Lock him up
Lock him up
Like this and I'll smoke a bong rip... Or I'll forget probably
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Like this and I'll smoke a bong rip... Or I'll forget probably
Pow right in the kisser
January 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Pow right in the kisser
Well after one shitty coach at 4yo and 2 years of karate
6yo this morning- I think I wanna play hockey again next year
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6yo this morning- I think I wanna play hockey again next year
❤️❤️❤️❤️
January 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Well after one shitty coach at 4yo and 2 years of karate
6yo this morning- I think I wanna play hockey again next year
❤️❤️❤️❤️
6yo this morning- I think I wanna play hockey again next year
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Missed roofer appreciation week in the list but I know you meant to throw it in there
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In this house, we only celebrate MLK Jr day, Hockey day, and CFP Championship Day today. Nothing else of importance is going on.
January 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Missed roofer appreciation week in the list but I know you meant to throw it in there
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Things I don't understand
Wearing an NHL jersey to a CHL game (unless it WHL/OHL/QMJHL alumni)
Wearing an NHL jersey to a minor hockey game
Wearing an NHL jersey to a CHL game (unless it WHL/OHL/QMJHL alumni)
Wearing an NHL jersey to a minor hockey game
January 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Things I don't understand
Wearing an NHL jersey to a CHL game (unless it WHL/OHL/QMJHL alumni)
Wearing an NHL jersey to a minor hockey game
Wearing an NHL jersey to a CHL game (unless it WHL/OHL/QMJHL alumni)
Wearing an NHL jersey to a minor hockey game
Me- hey you missed a good game last night why'd you fall asleep in the second?
9yo- it was 3-0 habs, I bet we killed the leafs!
Me- *chuckles* well let's just watch the highlights...
9yo- it was 3-0 habs, I bet we killed the leafs!
Me- *chuckles* well let's just watch the highlights...
January 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Me- hey you missed a good game last night why'd you fall asleep in the second?
9yo- it was 3-0 habs, I bet we killed the leafs!
Me- *chuckles* well let's just watch the highlights...
9yo- it was 3-0 habs, I bet we killed the leafs!
Me- *chuckles* well let's just watch the highlights...
Empty net Quebec
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Empty net Quebec
Denault looking at the bench
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Denault looking at the bench
Thanks q for that stupid ass ejection for fighting rule
January 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Thanks q for that stupid ass ejection for fighting rule
Another dirty hit from another fuckin Quebecer and we have a scrum
January 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Another dirty hit from another fuckin Quebecer and we have a scrum
7 minutes left in the 3rd and not a fucking thing happening
3-2 cats still
3-2 cats still
January 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
7 minutes left in the 3rd and not a fucking thing happening
3-2 cats still
3-2 cats still
That's more than a 50 pack of timbits
January 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
That's more than a 50 pack of timbits