Lauren G
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Lauren G
@gilliginandjuice.bsky.social
Married to my final boy, podcast addict, true crime aficionado, horror devourer, oddities obsessed, ooky spooky, animal lover, she/her.

🏳️‍🌈 Love is Love
🏳️‍⚧️ Protect Trans people
🚫 Fuck Nazis and fuck Fascism
🚫 No hate will be tolerated
✊ Resist
My husband made leftover stuffing waffles and I turned it into an opened faced turkey samich with all the fixings 🤤
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Christmas tree is up, Boner is a new addition with lots of Krampus ornaments up on there! And the Christmas cactus has been lit! It’s officially the season of Merry! And my lovely husband has made me a White Russian. So cozy!
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Got a tree, had some bloodys, hubby made leftover turkey sandwiches that were AMAZING! And now we’re watching Ken Burns’ The American Revolution. Glad I’m continuing my yearly tradition of not buying shit on Black Friday. (Except the tree, but that was local!)

#NoKings
#WeDontBuyIt
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I was high enough by the end of cooking that I completely forgot to put out the cranberry sauce! No one noticed so I think I must have cooked a damn fine Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Eve! I hope everyone’s turkey comes out tasty, your sides are plentiful and you have uninvited any shitty family members who don’t respect your boundaries! 🦃🍻🙅🏻‍♀️

#Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have an Izzy too! 🖤
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I’m checking in on this sweet little girl, Minnie, for the next few days while my friends are on vacation. She’s so grumpy but she really likes me! Look at that little tooth sticking out! 🥺

#Cats
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’m rewatching True Blood and I feel so bad for Eddie 🧛‍♂️☹️
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Not cool bro

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Are they purchasing this art from Delia Deetz? (Someone is getting squished or impaled on that thing)

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That giant talon sculpture is delightful!

#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Getting pegged at Cracker Barrel (I might have to buy the glass, it’s so cute)
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Kids these days, look at this pathetic attempt at teepeeing my house last night! Embarrassing 😆 not to mention, you missed cabbage night, dummies!

(For the record, I was handing out awesome candy by the handful last night so these kids are also ingrates 😂)
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It’s giving Jonah from Veep
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fog machine is a go, my spider is inflated, spooky lights on, Treehouse of Horror is playing, got my Halloween Buc-ee’s shirt on and a shit ton of candy! Bring on the trick or treaters!
October 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My office is having a Halloween party today and I’m wearing my mom’s fav Halloween pin. She wore it every single Halloween since I was a child. I miss my mom everyday, but especially around Halloween. She’s the reason I’m a horror movie freak! 🎃❤️🥲
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This lady has serious restraint, I’d be looking for bedrooms i that farm house if I was hold up with Tony Todd 🥵

#NightoftheLivingDead1990
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Thank you, Heather! Holliston MA was out there protesting peacefully. 1,200+ ppl! Peaceful, friendly and full of love! And bubbles!
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
At the town protest I attended there was a young woman in the passenger seat of a car stopped in front of us and thanked us for protesting bc she is immunocompromised and couldn’t do it herself safely. The car had “F*** Trump” written on the windows which made me smile!
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Very happy with my sign for the #NoKings protest today! ✊ stand up, we will not be moved!
October 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Omg 😱
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I sacrificed a man to my Halloween spider goddess this year. She’s a happy girl! 🕷️🕸️
October 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This boy has been broken since birth! 🤣

Also passing out during #TheLastDriveIn, some dogs can’t hang.
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
When the state of the world gets me down, I just remind myself that I was lucky enough to be alive in the same universe as The Great Mutato!

#X-Files
#TheGreatMutato
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
They don’t even make up 1% of the population. Leave them the fuck alone!
September 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM