Gibbon
@gibbonarms.bsky.social
Autistic. Bi. Odd. Shorter than I used to be. He/him. Trans rights are human rights.
If wolves win this I fear I’ll be unable to stop laughing.
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If wolves win this I fear I’ll be unable to stop laughing.
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I promise I’ll stop plugging my shop soon. Order by friday to get it by Christmas. These are some early “classics” marswasrubbish.etsy.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I promise I’ll stop plugging my shop soon. Order by friday to get it by Christmas. These are some early “classics” marswasrubbish.etsy.com
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Crap weekend, lots of staying in bed or couch-slumping. Much brighter today, shaved my massive heed, sent an emither that was long overdue, and went for a nice walk in the rain. Not sure watching wolves v man utd is the best idea in these circumstances, but it could be funny.
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Crap weekend, lots of staying in bed or couch-slumping. Much brighter today, shaved my massive heed, sent an emither that was long overdue, and went for a nice walk in the rain. Not sure watching wolves v man utd is the best idea in these circumstances, but it could be funny.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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No Sainsbury’s. It’s too much. I’ll allow it up to a point, but when it comes to “telly telly bunkum box” not only is it so sickly sweet it’s dissolving my teeth, but it’s such bullshit the bfg would think it’s gibberish.
December 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
No Sainsbury’s. It’s too much. I’ll allow it up to a point, but when it comes to “telly telly bunkum box” not only is it so sickly sweet it’s dissolving my teeth, but it’s such bullshit the bfg would think it’s gibberish.
Got a raging slump on. Seriously giving Saturday the good old college nope.
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Got a raging slump on. Seriously giving Saturday the good old college nope.
Just saw a dominos advert for mince pie cookies, and my gorge has never risen to such heights.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just saw a dominos advert for mince pie cookies, and my gorge has never risen to such heights.
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![[Scene is a JOB INTERVIEW. The bosses taking the interview are FATHER and MOTHER CHRISTMAS. In the chair across the desk from is the interviewee: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER, sitting legs crossed. Rudolph is effusive and expressive with his hands / hooves.]
RUDOLPH:
...and in addition to my sleigh-pulling experience, l just genuinely love working with other reindeer. I mean I'm a real 'reindeer reindeer' you know? Haha!
FATHER CHRISTMAS [Looking delighted]:
Wonderful! Well, I think we've found our candidate...
So, uh...
Rudolph with your nose so bright...
...won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
[A chilly pause. We focus on Rudolph, who folds his arms, looks away in silent fury, his nose casting light about the room as he does so. He drags his eyes back to Father Christmas, his expression now of pure, cold contempt.]
RUDOLPH:
So this is about my nose.
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
One of my bulbs has gone.
RUDOLPH:
Go to Halfords!
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
It's closed till Tuesday.
RUDOLPH:
No, right, OK... I get it... this is like a narrative thing for you, isn't it?
[Rolling his eyes, gesticulating, getting more angry as he begins to rant]:
Like...powerful white male saves the shunned outsider by making a gimmick of their difference?
[We see Father and Mother Christmas looking awkward, a bit scared, askance at each other]
RUDOLPH:
So in your head, what, like, the other reindeer who've bullied me my whole life will suddenly start respecting Mr Fog Lamp up front?
[Rudolph is waving his hooves now]
I mean, I notice you haven't interviewed my AUNTY for this job. Rita the Red-Arsed Reindeer? She applied!
Her nose is even brighter than mine, but because the disease has spread to her ARSE she's not the right KIND of diversity mascot...
[Finally Rudolph stands up, knocking his chair backwards. Father Christmas looks shocked, Mother Christmas looks terrified.]
RUDOLPH:
This is BULLSHIT!
FATHER CHRISTMAS:
SECURITY...!
[A little Elf enters to tackle Rudolph]
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Is there a quiet corner of this site for non-grinchy folk who just don’t like Christmas? No interest on pissing on any chips, but it’s just not my bag.
December 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Is there a quiet corner of this site for non-grinchy folk who just don’t like Christmas? No interest on pissing on any chips, but it’s just not my bag.
My sister has just reminded me about my dad’s birthday shindig in a couple of weeks. A big family do in a conservative club. Might fake my own death.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My sister has just reminded me about my dad’s birthday shindig in a couple of weeks. A big family do in a conservative club. Might fake my own death.
“It’s the best thing since sliced Chadwick”. Gone Fishing trying to finish me off once again.
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“It’s the best thing since sliced Chadwick”. Gone Fishing trying to finish me off once again.
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It's that time of year again to relive the horror of HOLICRAZE!!! Check out the animated short on my YouTube Channel right here: youtu.be/JhUMPJHaKTo?... #grickledoodle #horror #holidays #turkey #cartoon #animated #funny
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It's that time of year again to relive the horror of HOLICRAZE!!! Check out the animated short on my YouTube Channel right here: youtu.be/JhUMPJHaKTo?... #grickledoodle #horror #holidays #turkey #cartoon #animated #funny
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November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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It messes with my routine, but I find that messing with that persistent bastard now and then isn’t a bad thing.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It messes with my routine, but I find that messing with that persistent bastard now and then isn’t a bad thing.
I don’t like going out when it’s dark, I find it unsettling, so in my current edition of Quirks Whack-a-Mole I’ve being going for walks when it’s dark. This evenings was the first I’ve sort of enjoyed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I don’t like going out when it’s dark, I find it unsettling, so in my current edition of Quirks Whack-a-Mole I’ve being going for walks when it’s dark. This evenings was the first I’ve sort of enjoyed.
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Looks like the Ghostbusters need to get up onto the moors asap.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Looks like the Ghostbusters need to get up onto the moors asap.
Mere minutes into Gone Fishing and I’ve already hooted until I’m breathless.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Mere minutes into Gone Fishing and I’ve already hooted until I’m breathless.
Not trying to make a point of how bad my childhood was, but okay you’ve made a horror show accessible for everyone.
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Not trying to make a point of how bad my childhood was, but okay you’ve made a horror show accessible for everyone.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I sometimes wonder if I’m autistic enough but then I butter a slice of bread the wrong way up and the car alarm in the distance won’t shut up and I said something stupid three weeks ago and my socks are itchy and I’ve spent weeks rehearsing a conversation that might never happen and…
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I sometimes wonder if I’m autistic enough but then I butter a slice of bread the wrong way up and the car alarm in the distance won’t shut up and I said something stupid three weeks ago and my socks are itchy and I’ve spent weeks rehearsing a conversation that might never happen and…
I think I’d be great at working with autistic people. I also think I’d be the most dreadful idiot that ever spoke to an autistic person.
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I think I’d be great at working with autistic people. I also think I’d be the most dreadful idiot that ever spoke to an autistic person.