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How far ball gooo
Moana singing on the beach, leaning out from a boat's mast
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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The real scandal is the lack of funding to Bothno-Ugaric Languages and Literature.
Yes no lady meme. Scowling at Nuzzi-Lizza, interested in Uzzi-Tuzzii
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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This has never stopped being a Detective Chimp fan account.
Detective Chimp squats on a fancy couch in the foyer of a fancy house. He holds a small old timey pistol, pointed at an older man in a suit and tie (this is new Wonder Woman villain the Sovereign). Detective Chimp is saying "Isn't that just bananas?"
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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The vampires from Sinners singing outside the juke.
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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You wouldn't download a repo.car
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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If you got your listeria at Walmart, bring it back. It's no good.
Google with trending searches showing. One is "Walmart recall listeria"
September 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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The lads from the Full Monty are practicing their moves. They're still clothed at this point.
September 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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The Omnivore's Dilemma, Michael Pollan (2006)
Bart Simpson "Eat Pant" meme cake but I've added an L after P.
September 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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You: Are you going to wade into the discourse?
Me:
It's the Avengers Endgame old Captain America meme, but in stead of "No, I don't think I will" it's captioned "Absolutely the fuck not"
September 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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On the one hand, this is absolutely the kind of joke Zelazny might make. On the other, it is from 1976.
I lit a cigarette to protect my lungs against pollution, and watched the fires rise.
August 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Tickets at scottistvan.com/comedy
Comedy at Large! Union Comedy, 593 Somerville Ave, Somerville. Saturday 8/30 at 6pm. scottistvan.com/comedy
August 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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When it happens
Rodney Dangerfield from the end of Caddyshack
August 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Boston-area friends! The next three weekends contain opportunities to see me do comedy! This Saturday, as part of It's A Living, at a comedy fundraiser for @scottistvan.com's candidacy
ScottIstvan.com/comedy
And September 6 & 13, hosting Tales of Enstonishment!
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A poster for Tales of Enstonishment! Relevant details: the show takes place at Somerville Music Spaces on September 6 and 13, at 8pm. It's free! Link in the main post. The Istvan Committee Presents: Comedy at Large: An Improv & Standup Fundraiser Saturday, August 30th at 6pm
August 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Santo y Blue Demon just being guapo af in their formal wear and masks
August 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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If you're in the Boston area this weekend, come check out this new show, a prestige-tv horror/sci-fi anthology in the mode of the Twilight Zone (it's also an improvised comedy), hosted by me! It's really good, you'll like it!

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A shadowy hand is touching the other side of a window in black and white. The text reads: "You'll laugh! You'll scream! You'll never forget... Tales of Enstonishment!" August 9, 7:30 pm, at Union Comedy. There's a bitly url: bit.ly/4lKcQQF, but you might as well use the link in the text of this skeet.
August 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Statue of Apollo, eyes blazing. He's got the dodgeball in his hand.
July 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Eurovision Song Contest: the Story of Fire Saga (2020)
Small garden with fairy houses. Sign says "do not disturb the fairy folk"
July 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Annihilation (2018)
A woman made of flowers, holding a paintbrush. Her palette is covered in flowers, likewise the canvas
July 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Our Flag Means Death (2022-2023 HBO MAX)
Pirate ship rules: be kind to each other
July 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Song credit
An actual B52 outside Hill Aerospace Museum
July 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Look at this absolute unit
A Sikorsky MH-35M Pave Low IV helicopter at Hill Aerospace Museum
July 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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"that says fifteen miles to the
LOVESAC
June 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
A scene from Invader Zim. Zim is on the left, in his human disguise, growling at Dib. Dib is on the right, with his big head, growling at Zim.
June 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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A collage of Dreamworks characters all doing Dreamworks Face. Dreamworks face is where you smirk right at the camera and raise an eyebrow. There's Kungfu Panda, Lion Puppet, Bee Movie Bee, Blurry Fish, Molester Troll Doll, DONKEH, Mastermind Guy (Caucasian), Mastermind Guy (Blue)
June 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM