Ghostyyyyy
@ghostyghosty.bsky.social
Cosmic Doop. Recipient of the 1984 Gerber Baby of the Year: Honorable Mention. My wife is the funny one.
Hey I found your mom's house
May 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hey I found your mom's house
Life imitates... Orb.
May 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Life imitates... Orb.
Are we still doing this? Are we still pretending like he's just stupid, or like shouting facts makes any difference? You ARE arguing with a wall.
May 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Are we still doing this? Are we still pretending like he's just stupid, or like shouting facts makes any difference? You ARE arguing with a wall.
San Francisco I regret to inform you that I am back (Peebee did not successfully sneak in via my suitcase, despite his best efforts)
May 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
San Francisco I regret to inform you that I am back (Peebee did not successfully sneak in via my suitcase, despite his best efforts)
The folks on Ring neighborhood alerts are absolutely unmoored from reality
April 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The folks on Ring neighborhood alerts are absolutely unmoored from reality
I can't unsee it, and now you can't either.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I can't unsee it, and now you can't either.
Can't wait to hear from the White House in a few days about all of this toddler's "gang tattoos"
April 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Can't wait to hear from the White House in a few days about all of this toddler's "gang tattoos"
Seth Rogen deserves all the snaps for saying this directly to a room with Zuckerberg, Bezos, and Altman in it. Damn.
April 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Seth Rogen deserves all the snaps for saying this directly to a room with Zuckerberg, Bezos, and Altman in it. Damn.
I had to check four times to make sure this was actually his account. Where do we mail Bill his black kerchief and hat?
April 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I had to check four times to make sure this was actually his account. Where do we mail Bill his black kerchief and hat?
Weird thing to do as a side job but congratulations to John Fetterman on this
April 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Weird thing to do as a side job but congratulations to John Fetterman on this
Yeah yeah, everyone keeps laughing at us putting a tariff on uninhabited islands like the Heard and McDonald islands... but nobody is talking about how those same uninhabited islands were apparently tariffing us 10% first???!?? Those slimy penguins
April 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Yeah yeah, everyone keeps laughing at us putting a tariff on uninhabited islands like the Heard and McDonald islands... but nobody is talking about how those same uninhabited islands were apparently tariffing us 10% first???!?? Those slimy penguins
What do we import from the uninhabited Heard and McDonald islands?
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What do we import from the uninhabited Heard and McDonald islands?
Y'know what I wish I had? 10 different copies of the same old golf pc game and 1 copy of the third Monkey Island game. If only such a collection were available...
March 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Y'know what I wish I had? 10 different copies of the same old golf pc game and 1 copy of the third Monkey Island game. If only such a collection were available...
This is a famous story and it's literally from Musk's biography, there's no excuse for journalists to not be talking about it when they talk about Twitter/X's problems right now
March 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is a famous story and it's literally from Musk's biography, there's no excuse for journalists to not be talking about it when they talk about Twitter/X's problems right now
Imagine using the words "imperialism and cultural hegemony" to imply that France was a victim of those things. Criticism is dead
March 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Imagine using the words "imperialism and cultural hegemony" to imply that France was a victim of those things. Criticism is dead
We should not desire to punish red states, but how can we help people in red states from a constant state of weak, minority opposition in the federal government? Red states are currently actively punishing blue states, with glee, and we are at serious risk of losing what little autonomy we have.
February 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We should not desire to punish red states, but how can we help people in red states from a constant state of weak, minority opposition in the federal government? Red states are currently actively punishing blue states, with glee, and we are at serious risk of losing what little autonomy we have.
"Two men enter! One man leaves!"
February 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
"Two men enter! One man leaves!"
We can't win like this. I know it feels good, but like, Trump is dropping loaded weapons on the ground and turning his back on them, and we're so obsessed with laughing at how dumb the weapon is that we don't bother picking it up. You don't have to be the weapon's friend. Just pick up the thing.
February 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
We can't win like this. I know it feels good, but like, Trump is dropping loaded weapons on the ground and turning his back on them, and we're so obsessed with laughing at how dumb the weapon is that we don't bother picking it up. You don't have to be the weapon's friend. Just pick up the thing.
And also:
The EPA
The FEC
The Dept. of the Interior
The DOJ
All direct conflicts of interest with Musk, all had their agencies gutted, specifically their Inspectors General were basically all fired
The EPA
The FEC
The Dept. of the Interior
The DOJ
All direct conflicts of interest with Musk, all had their agencies gutted, specifically their Inspectors General were basically all fired
February 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
And also:
The EPA
The FEC
The Dept. of the Interior
The DOJ
All direct conflicts of interest with Musk, all had their agencies gutted, specifically their Inspectors General were basically all fired
The EPA
The FEC
The Dept. of the Interior
The DOJ
All direct conflicts of interest with Musk, all had their agencies gutted, specifically their Inspectors General were basically all fired
Not only has Musk not recused himself from conflicts of interest as he and Trump swore they would do, he has basically done NOTHING EXCEPT engage in conflicts of interest as Grand High Poobah of DOGE or whatever he's calling himself. Day one: USAID.
February 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Not only has Musk not recused himself from conflicts of interest as he and Trump swore they would do, he has basically done NOTHING EXCEPT engage in conflicts of interest as Grand High Poobah of DOGE or whatever he's calling himself. Day one: USAID.