Ghost Goat
@ghost-goat.bsky.social
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Oppose fascism.
A broken cog stops the machine but so do a few rusty ones.
Be a menace. If you can’t be a menace be a nuisance.
Lots of profanity.
Occasional whiskey.
Incorporeal. No race. No gender. Just a dead goat.
They/Them works.
Oppose fascism.
A broken cog stops the machine but so do a few rusty ones.
Be a menace. If you can’t be a menace be a nuisance.
Lots of profanity.
Occasional whiskey.
Incorporeal. No race. No gender. Just a dead goat.
They/Them works.
We couldn’t just have Nazis overthrowing democracy
Oh no
We gotta have Nazi *pedophiles* overthrowing democracy
Who are also trying to starve the most vulnerable
Republicans really just going to keep doubling down on pure evil like an Indiana Jones villain
Oh no
We gotta have Nazi *pedophiles* overthrowing democracy
Who are also trying to starve the most vulnerable
Republicans really just going to keep doubling down on pure evil like an Indiana Jones villain
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We couldn’t just have Nazis overthrowing democracy
Oh no
We gotta have Nazi *pedophiles* overthrowing democracy
Who are also trying to starve the most vulnerable
Republicans really just going to keep doubling down on pure evil like an Indiana Jones villain
Oh no
We gotta have Nazi *pedophiles* overthrowing democracy
Who are also trying to starve the most vulnerable
Republicans really just going to keep doubling down on pure evil like an Indiana Jones villain
Trump raped trafficked girls
Gaetz raped a homeless girl
Megyn Kelly thinks her 14 year old daughter is of an age that it’s ok to be raped by someone 2-3x her age
Minors can’t consent
Statutory rape is rape
These are ghouls
Not people
Gaetz raped a homeless girl
Megyn Kelly thinks her 14 year old daughter is of an age that it’s ok to be raped by someone 2-3x her age
Minors can’t consent
Statutory rape is rape
These are ghouls
Not people
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Trump raped trafficked girls
Gaetz raped a homeless girl
Megyn Kelly thinks her 14 year old daughter is of an age that it’s ok to be raped by someone 2-3x her age
Minors can’t consent
Statutory rape is rape
These are ghouls
Not people
Gaetz raped a homeless girl
Megyn Kelly thinks her 14 year old daughter is of an age that it’s ok to be raped by someone 2-3x her age
Minors can’t consent
Statutory rape is rape
These are ghouls
Not people
If I see the phrase “underage women” one more time Imma lose my godamned mind.
A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature
“Underage women” isn’t a thing
Words matter
GIRLS
CHILDREN
Your President raped children
Yay about the government reopening though… I guess
A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature
“Underage women” isn’t a thing
Words matter
GIRLS
CHILDREN
Your President raped children
Yay about the government reopening though… I guess
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If I see the phrase “underage women” one more time Imma lose my godamned mind.
A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature
“Underage women” isn’t a thing
Words matter
GIRLS
CHILDREN
Your President raped children
Yay about the government reopening though… I guess
A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature
“Underage women” isn’t a thing
Words matter
GIRLS
CHILDREN
Your President raped children
Yay about the government reopening though… I guess
I’m not saying that EVERYONE who voted against releasing the Epstein files is definitely in them
That would be ridiculous
I’m saying that if they aren’t them personally, they are just protecting someone who is
Congratulations, Rep. Adelita Grijalva!
Long overdue and straight down to business!
That would be ridiculous
I’m saying that if they aren’t them personally, they are just protecting someone who is
Congratulations, Rep. Adelita Grijalva!
Long overdue and straight down to business!
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m not saying that EVERYONE who voted against releasing the Epstein files is definitely in them
That would be ridiculous
I’m saying that if they aren’t them personally, they are just protecting someone who is
Congratulations, Rep. Adelita Grijalva!
Long overdue and straight down to business!
That would be ridiculous
I’m saying that if they aren’t them personally, they are just protecting someone who is
Congratulations, Rep. Adelita Grijalva!
Long overdue and straight down to business!
So….. about those Epstein files?
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So….. about those Epstein files?
Non-political post of the day (at least it should be)
I help to stock a food pantry
~It is my heart~
Today, thanks to autumn garden donations-
I have at least 100 individually packaged ready-meals for families who need them AND enough garden clearings/scraps to do my animals for weeks!
I help to stock a food pantry
~It is my heart~
Today, thanks to autumn garden donations-
I have at least 100 individually packaged ready-meals for families who need them AND enough garden clearings/scraps to do my animals for weeks!
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Non-political post of the day (at least it should be)
I help to stock a food pantry
~It is my heart~
Today, thanks to autumn garden donations-
I have at least 100 individually packaged ready-meals for families who need them AND enough garden clearings/scraps to do my animals for weeks!
I help to stock a food pantry
~It is my heart~
Today, thanks to autumn garden donations-
I have at least 100 individually packaged ready-meals for families who need them AND enough garden clearings/scraps to do my animals for weeks!
He gave that man bad drugs, didn’t he?
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He gave that man bad drugs, didn’t he?
The most powerful city of the most powerful country in the entire world just spoke
We listened
Thank you, New York
#MayorMamdani
We listened
Thank you, New York
#MayorMamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The most powerful city of the most powerful country in the entire world just spoke
We listened
Thank you, New York
#MayorMamdani
We listened
Thank you, New York
#MayorMamdani
Republicans are getting absolutely gutted
Anyone wanna poke their head into Twitter and see how the Nazis are holding up?
Or do we want to wait until the NYC Mayor race makes it official?
Anyone wanna poke their head into Twitter and see how the Nazis are holding up?
Or do we want to wait until the NYC Mayor race makes it official?
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Republicans are getting absolutely gutted
Anyone wanna poke their head into Twitter and see how the Nazis are holding up?
Or do we want to wait until the NYC Mayor race makes it official?
Anyone wanna poke their head into Twitter and see how the Nazis are holding up?
Or do we want to wait until the NYC Mayor race makes it official?
I’m obsessed with the NYC Mayor race for all the right reasons but also Gov. Abbot promised ‘100% tariff’ on anyone moving from NYC to Texas after the election
Which implies Texans are going to begin purchasing New Yorkers because that’s how tariffs work
Are we taking wholesale prices? Retail?
Which implies Texans are going to begin purchasing New Yorkers because that’s how tariffs work
Are we taking wholesale prices? Retail?
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m obsessed with the NYC Mayor race for all the right reasons but also Gov. Abbot promised ‘100% tariff’ on anyone moving from NYC to Texas after the election
Which implies Texans are going to begin purchasing New Yorkers because that’s how tariffs work
Are we taking wholesale prices? Retail?
Which implies Texans are going to begin purchasing New Yorkers because that’s how tariffs work
Are we taking wholesale prices? Retail?
“I could smell the onions and the mustard”
BHAHAHAHA
The fact that MULTIPLE jurors weren’t excused for ugly-face snot laughing is proof that the rule of law is dead in America
We are our own satire
BHAHAHAHA
The fact that MULTIPLE jurors weren’t excused for ugly-face snot laughing is proof that the rule of law is dead in America
We are our own satire
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“I could smell the onions and the mustard”
BHAHAHAHA
The fact that MULTIPLE jurors weren’t excused for ugly-face snot laughing is proof that the rule of law is dead in America
We are our own satire
BHAHAHAHA
The fact that MULTIPLE jurors weren’t excused for ugly-face snot laughing is proof that the rule of law is dead in America
We are our own satire
Hello, yes
How does one acquire an aloof wife, please?
How does one acquire an aloof wife, please?
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hello, yes
How does one acquire an aloof wife, please?
How does one acquire an aloof wife, please?
Someone stole all the marigolds and pepper plants off my ofrenda at work!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
This has to be an ignorant white person
Have fun hosting the ghost of my mother in law, pendejo
#DiaDeLosMuertos
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
This has to be an ignorant white person
Have fun hosting the ghost of my mother in law, pendejo
#DiaDeLosMuertos
November 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Someone stole all the marigolds and pepper plants off my ofrenda at work!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
This has to be an ignorant white person
Have fun hosting the ghost of my mother in law, pendejo
#DiaDeLosMuertos
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
This has to be an ignorant white person
Have fun hosting the ghost of my mother in law, pendejo
#DiaDeLosMuertos
Say what you will about our Vice President
But that man has gone from fucking couches to fucking Charlie Kirk’s widow in just two months!
What a glow-up!
Those tight leather pants probably looked like an over-stuffed arm rest to him but at least our man has a type!
But that man has gone from fucking couches to fucking Charlie Kirk’s widow in just two months!
What a glow-up!
Those tight leather pants probably looked like an over-stuffed arm rest to him but at least our man has a type!
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Say what you will about our Vice President
But that man has gone from fucking couches to fucking Charlie Kirk’s widow in just two months!
What a glow-up!
Those tight leather pants probably looked like an over-stuffed arm rest to him but at least our man has a type!
But that man has gone from fucking couches to fucking Charlie Kirk’s widow in just two months!
What a glow-up!
Those tight leather pants probably looked like an over-stuffed arm rest to him but at least our man has a type!
The ominous scratching noises coming from my floor this morning were not souls of the dead or restless spirits of Halloween
Guess who went out of town and left my basement light on and door wide open for a whole week?
And how do I politely evict a mama opossum with her joeys?
Or do I just…..not?
Guess who went out of town and left my basement light on and door wide open for a whole week?
And how do I politely evict a mama opossum with her joeys?
Or do I just…..not?
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The ominous scratching noises coming from my floor this morning were not souls of the dead or restless spirits of Halloween
Guess who went out of town and left my basement light on and door wide open for a whole week?
And how do I politely evict a mama opossum with her joeys?
Or do I just…..not?
Guess who went out of town and left my basement light on and door wide open for a whole week?
And how do I politely evict a mama opossum with her joeys?
Or do I just…..not?
Hey guys?
Even if the courts do step in and SNAP payments are delivered on time can we still keep up this energy?
Helping each other
Looking out for our community
Planning and networking
Let’s not wait until the next crisis
Let’s keep this
Even if the courts do step in and SNAP payments are delivered on time can we still keep up this energy?
Helping each other
Looking out for our community
Planning and networking
Let’s not wait until the next crisis
Let’s keep this
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hey guys?
Even if the courts do step in and SNAP payments are delivered on time can we still keep up this energy?
Helping each other
Looking out for our community
Planning and networking
Let’s not wait until the next crisis
Let’s keep this
Even if the courts do step in and SNAP payments are delivered on time can we still keep up this energy?
Helping each other
Looking out for our community
Planning and networking
Let’s not wait until the next crisis
Let’s keep this
It’s Halloween and I’m a ghost!
This was practically my Pride month and not even a single one of you wished me well!!!
This was practically my Pride month and not even a single one of you wished me well!!!
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It’s Halloween and I’m a ghost!
This was practically my Pride month and not even a single one of you wished me well!!!
This was practically my Pride month and not even a single one of you wished me well!!!
Stop calling it a Constitutional crisis
The crisis was Jan 6
This is a coup
It’s only going to remain relatively bloodless for so long
Please start preparing now
The crisis was Jan 6
This is a coup
It’s only going to remain relatively bloodless for so long
Please start preparing now
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Stop calling it a Constitutional crisis
The crisis was Jan 6
This is a coup
It’s only going to remain relatively bloodless for so long
Please start preparing now
The crisis was Jan 6
This is a coup
It’s only going to remain relatively bloodless for so long
Please start preparing now
I’ve reached the level of Bluesky where I see my typos and stray apostrophes and just no longer care
Haunted posts with hardly any engagement? They are staying up*
Yeah, I’m letting it all hang out like a scrotum dangling from comfy gym shorts
*probably going to delete this later
Haunted posts with hardly any engagement? They are staying up*
Yeah, I’m letting it all hang out like a scrotum dangling from comfy gym shorts
*probably going to delete this later
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’ve reached the level of Bluesky where I see my typos and stray apostrophes and just no longer care
Haunted posts with hardly any engagement? They are staying up*
Yeah, I’m letting it all hang out like a scrotum dangling from comfy gym shorts
*probably going to delete this later
Haunted posts with hardly any engagement? They are staying up*
Yeah, I’m letting it all hang out like a scrotum dangling from comfy gym shorts
*probably going to delete this later
If you aren’t hungry, irritable and scared in the coming days…you definitely know people who will be.
Even if you don’t know or even think that they are
High functioning poverty is a thing
This is the time for grace
You don’t know who just lost 1/3 of their meals and all foreseeable showers
Even if you don’t know or even think that they are
High functioning poverty is a thing
This is the time for grace
You don’t know who just lost 1/3 of their meals and all foreseeable showers
October 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If you aren’t hungry, irritable and scared in the coming days…you definitely know people who will be.
Even if you don’t know or even think that they are
High functioning poverty is a thing
This is the time for grace
You don’t know who just lost 1/3 of their meals and all foreseeable showers
Even if you don’t know or even think that they are
High functioning poverty is a thing
This is the time for grace
You don’t know who just lost 1/3 of their meals and all foreseeable showers
I will never hate anyone enough to wish that their kids’ go hungry
Never
Ever
Never
Ever
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I will never hate anyone enough to wish that their kids’ go hungry
Never
Ever
Never
Ever
I’m not usually one to fan-goat but I literally had to take a minute and sit myself down
You will always be my fabulous internet Uncle, @georgetakei.bsky.social
You will always be my fabulous internet Uncle, @georgetakei.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m not usually one to fan-goat but I literally had to take a minute and sit myself down
You will always be my fabulous internet Uncle, @georgetakei.bsky.social
You will always be my fabulous internet Uncle, @georgetakei.bsky.social
Reminder:
There is no such thing as an “ICE costume” for Halloween
You are just a racist in shitty stolen valor cosplay who smells like Chick Fil A
Not even Popeyes
Chick Fil A
There is no such thing as an “ICE costume” for Halloween
You are just a racist in shitty stolen valor cosplay who smells like Chick Fil A
Not even Popeyes
Chick Fil A
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Reminder:
There is no such thing as an “ICE costume” for Halloween
You are just a racist in shitty stolen valor cosplay who smells like Chick Fil A
Not even Popeyes
Chick Fil A
There is no such thing as an “ICE costume” for Halloween
You are just a racist in shitty stolen valor cosplay who smells like Chick Fil A
Not even Popeyes
Chick Fil A
Findhelp.org
Maybe not now
Maybe not you
But someone somewhere needs to see this
Findhelp.org
People shouldn’t go hungry
Or unhoused
Or unmedicated
Or without legal representation
Or without mental health services
Or…..
Findhelp.org
We are all we have
Maybe not now
Maybe not you
But someone somewhere needs to see this
Findhelp.org
People shouldn’t go hungry
Or unhoused
Or unmedicated
Or without legal representation
Or without mental health services
Or…..
Findhelp.org
We are all we have
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Findhelp.org
Maybe not now
Maybe not you
But someone somewhere needs to see this
Findhelp.org
People shouldn’t go hungry
Or unhoused
Or unmedicated
Or without legal representation
Or without mental health services
Or…..
Findhelp.org
We are all we have
Maybe not now
Maybe not you
But someone somewhere needs to see this
Findhelp.org
People shouldn’t go hungry
Or unhoused
Or unmedicated
Or without legal representation
Or without mental health services
Or…..
Findhelp.org
We are all we have
I feel it should go without saying but:
Ffs electing more Nazis to defend our country against already-elected Nazis just results in more Nazis
Positive net of Nazi
Ffs electing more Nazis to defend our country against already-elected Nazis just results in more Nazis
Positive net of Nazi
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I feel it should go without saying but:
Ffs electing more Nazis to defend our country against already-elected Nazis just results in more Nazis
Positive net of Nazi
Ffs electing more Nazis to defend our country against already-elected Nazis just results in more Nazis
Positive net of Nazi