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Timberwolves | Metal | Star Wars
~Forever Fighter for Democracy~
Jaden has been so good tonight, I bought his Prince City jersey. Long overdue.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Damn. Time really flies. 35 years ago tonight I was sitting on a sticky floor at a drastically oversold theater in Winona, MN. And I loved every minute of it.
'Home Alone' was released 35 years ago today 🎄
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@schumer.senate.gov is simply too much of a wimp to lead the democratic party. The purge of our party needs to begin at the top.
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
And none that voted for this garbage are up for reelection until 2028. That's convenient....
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The Minnesota Timberwolves are now averaging an astounding 0.33 broken noses per game this season. Could this be an all time NBA record??
November 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's raining 3's early for the Wolves, all kicked off by Mike Conley. You love to see it.
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Even on Prime, his excitement for the Wolves stays true. #LetsGoWolves #LetsGoGrady
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
💯
September 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
These kids were LITERALLY FUCKING PRAYING when they were murdered.
Karoline Leavitt: "I saw the comments of Ms. Psaki and frankly I think they're incredibly insensitive and disrespectful to the tens of millions of Americans of faith across this country who believe in the power of prayer, who believe that prayer works."
August 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You can thank me later.
HeTrumpedUs.com
He Trumped Us
South Park - he trumped us
HeTrumpedUs.com
July 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Welp, it was only a matter of time...
Gutfeld: “We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?”

Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”

Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
July 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So Musk and his DOGE cronies managed to hijack the personal information of every US citizen. You know damn well he's got the Epstein list as well. When will this cat fight turn into a release??
July 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
May 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
🌮🌮🌮
May 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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any senate democrat unwilling to risk going to the hospital from filibustering this bill until their body gives out is worthless to me
May 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Game 2
May 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Damn, that was one of the greatest playoff games I've seen. Which is a lot...

But a Wolves win tomorrow would be even better.
May 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"God damn, shit the bed."
Tool - Rosetta Stoned
I wanna have some fun this morning.

What are some song lyrics you randomly shout out with no provocation at all?
April 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Howl yeah. #LetsGoWolves
April 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ope.
Whoopsie 🤭
April 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Best AI use in history?? It just might be....
LMAOOOO who did this
March 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Russell Crowe in Gladiator]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm ready to work with you
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Satire, but still hilarious and wouldn't be surprising to eventually see it on air.
March 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fuck every single one of them.
The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.

The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:

Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
March 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM