Graham Crane
@ggcraneuk.bsky.social
Primary school Deputy Head | craft beer | #afcb 🍒 | nature | geology nerd | watch too much TV
This is fake AI generated shit, right? Right?….
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is fake AI generated shit, right? Right?….
This absolute mess has got to be sorted and quickly. It’s not just BCP - it’s a national disaster.
❗A cash-strapped council facing a £183 million SEND black hole is warning ministers the deficit is 'forcing' them to make 'impossible financial decisions' with 'devastating consequences', ahead of tomorrow’s budget
schoolsweek.co.uk/council-faci...
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Council facing £183m SEND deficit warns of 'devastating consequences'
A council facing a £183 million SEND black hole is warning ministers the deficit is “forcing” them to make “impossible financial decisions” with "devastating consequences”
schoolsweek.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This absolute mess has got to be sorted and quickly. It’s not just BCP - it’s a national disaster.
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Can’t wait for this!
A new trailer for Celebrity Traitors. Obsessed with Tom Daley wearing a suit for no reason.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEvR...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEvR...
The Celebrity Traitors | Official Trailer - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
www.youtube.com
September 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Can’t wait for this!
😂🤣😂
June 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
😂🤣😂
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SHAUN OF THE DEAD was released 21 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great British comedies and the first part in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy, the behind-the-scenes story is a slice of Fried Gold…
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April 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
SHAUN OF THE DEAD was released 21 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great British comedies and the first part in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy, the behind-the-scenes story is a slice of Fried Gold…
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The Extreme Weather Report, April 10, 2025: This is your weather on fossil fuels.
#extremeweather #weathersky #wx #news
#extremeweather #weathersky #wx #news
April 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Extreme Weather Report, April 10, 2025: This is your weather on fossil fuels.
#extremeweather #weathersky #wx #news
#extremeweather #weathersky #wx #news
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After the recent Dorset fires, I am campaigning to ban disposable BBQs.
Sign my petition to show your support.
Link here – tinyurl.com/vikkibbqban -
Sign my petition to show your support.
Link here – tinyurl.com/vikkibbqban -
April 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
After the recent Dorset fires, I am campaigning to ban disposable BBQs.
Sign my petition to show your support.
Link here – tinyurl.com/vikkibbqban -
Sign my petition to show your support.
Link here – tinyurl.com/vikkibbqban -
Hampshire, BCP and Dorset all on this list. This mess needs to be sorted NOW
March 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hampshire, BCP and Dorset all on this list. This mess needs to be sorted NOW
I may have mentioned this once or twice before #gulls
There's actually no such thing as a seagull! Here's why...
Ranger Rosie Holdsworth and young ornithologist Mya Bambrick bust some myths about 'gangster' gulls in the new Wild Tales - Nature podcast.
Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
Ranger Rosie Holdsworth and young ornithologist Mya Bambrick bust some myths about 'gangster' gulls in the new Wild Tales - Nature podcast.
Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
March 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I may have mentioned this once or twice before #gulls
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Morning all, 79,000 signatures down, 21,000 to go!
We've got six weeks left to get this petition to ban driven grouse shooting - a sport that has pushed hen harriers and golden eagles to the brink of extinction in these islands - over the line.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
We've got six weeks left to get this petition to ban driven grouse shooting - a sport that has pushed hen harriers and golden eagles to the brink of extinction in these islands - over the line.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
March 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Morning all, 79,000 signatures down, 21,000 to go!
We've got six weeks left to get this petition to ban driven grouse shooting - a sport that has pushed hen harriers and golden eagles to the brink of extinction in these islands - over the line.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
We've got six weeks left to get this petition to ban driven grouse shooting - a sport that has pushed hen harriers and golden eagles to the brink of extinction in these islands - over the line.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
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The Extreme Weather Report, March 20, 2025:
This is your weather on fossil fuels.
This is your weather on fossil fuels.
All this happened in the last two weeks! The #ExtremeWeather Report | March 20
YouTube video by Yellow Dot Studios
www.youtube.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The Extreme Weather Report, March 20, 2025:
This is your weather on fossil fuels.
This is your weather on fossil fuels.
Well played Malta
omg Faisal from Newsnight makes a cameo in the official Malta Eurovision video hahahahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLVS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLVS...
March 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Well played Malta
Add parental behaviour (amongst other things) to the list of reasons
Teacher vacancy rates at record high in England, report finds
Teacher vacancy rates at record high in England, report finds
NFER says pupil behaviour, stagnant pay and inflexible working practices contributing to exodus from workforce
Teachers in England are abandoning the classroom over worsening pupil behaviour, stagnant pay and inflexible working practices, leaving…
www.theguardian.com
March 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Add parental behaviour (amongst other things) to the list of reasons
This suggests it’s starting to get to them. How sad. #teslatakedown
Trump calls Tesla boycott ‘illegal’ and says he’s buying one to support Musk
Trump calls Tesla boycott ‘illegal’ and says he’s buying one to support Musk
President makes statement in support of Musk’s ‘baby’ as company shares fall hard and owners sell vehicles
* US politics live – latest updates
Donald Trump has signaled he intends to buy a “brand new Tesla” and blamed “Radical Left Lunatics” for…
www.theguardian.com
March 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This suggests it’s starting to get to them. How sad. #teslatakedown
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The crazy activists over at [checks notes] the UK's body of insurance actuaries just said that continuing fossil fuels could kill half the economy by 2070, and half the humans in [checks notes again] 25 years.
The light is yellow. But going to red is a choice.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
The light is yellow. But going to red is a choice.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
March 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The crazy activists over at [checks notes] the UK's body of insurance actuaries just said that continuing fossil fuels could kill half the economy by 2070, and half the humans in [checks notes again] 25 years.
The light is yellow. But going to red is a choice.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
The light is yellow. But going to red is a choice.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni
February 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni
Why make things harder than they already are 🤦♂️
🤯 'I would need to spend an entire half term isolated from school to find the information I'm looking for - information the DfE says it has but won't share'
schoolsweek.co.uk/its-high-tim...
schoolsweek.co.uk/its-high-tim...
Why I've decided to hold the DfE accountable for workload
Their baffling response to my FOI request has only made me more determined to challenge their complacency
schoolsweek.co.uk
February 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Why make things harder than they already are 🤦♂️
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Just the THREE Premier League awards for @afcbournemouth in January 🏆🏆🏆
February 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Just the THREE Premier League awards for @afcbournemouth in January 🏆🏆🏆
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My strategy for getting 💯 on this was genuinely choosing each option that sounded like it led to higher workload for school staff.
February 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My strategy for getting 💯 on this was genuinely choosing each option that sounded like it led to higher workload for school staff.
3/5 and I’d suggest two of those points were lucky guesses… How is this crap easier for parents?
Schools Week have devised a quiz!
Higher or Lower! Can you spot which statement in the Ofsted framework is for the higher grade?!
schoolsweek.co.uk/ofsted-quiz-...
Higher or Lower! Can you spot which statement in the Ofsted framework is for the higher grade?!
schoolsweek.co.uk/ofsted-quiz-...
Ofsted quiz: Can you spot a ‘strong’ rating from a ‘secure’ one?
Ofsted's proposed 'toolkits' have been criticised as being too unclear - but do they make sense?
schoolsweek.co.uk
February 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
3/5 and I’d suggest two of those points were lucky guesses… How is this crap easier for parents?
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Already amusing myself with the "guess which of the descriptors is meant to be better" game for the new Ofsted toolkits.
February 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Already amusing myself with the "guess which of the descriptors is meant to be better" game for the new Ofsted toolkits.
“We will listen and work with the profession.” Yeah, course you will 🙄
Exclusive: Planned Ofsted inspection report cards have been 'cobbled together at ridiculous speed' with no underpinning research and concerns by experienced officials ignored, whistleblowers have claimed
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January 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
“We will listen and work with the profession.” Yeah, course you will 🙄
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January 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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