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Grey / Matt
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I make systems that scale up to thousands of users, and don't involve a 5 digit AWS bill. 📞 HMU: https://github.com/matthewbaggett

Disenchanted face printed on a zero dollar bill
Econolines for the dime class
I'm golden doin' donuts in the totoro cat bus
I wonder when we'll start seeing cybertrucks being liquidated
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I have fixed my friends
a friend that doesn't used push to talk is not a friend
July 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Blunt and to the point. And also serves as a warning of the arrival of a criminal, and where to avoid them.
July 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
www.finalroundai.com/blog/sam-alt...

So are programmers more in demand? Or Less? The twink needs to touch grass.. Their messaging flutters like a flag on the winds of venture capital.
Sam Altman says world wants 1000x more Software, So Programmer Salaries are Skyrocketing
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman tells Federal Reserve conference that programmer salaries are rising as world demands 1000x more software despite AI growth.
www.finalroundai.com
July 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I love the pivot.. "oh no our planes are using ancient floppy disks" into "oh god the new ones have wireless connectivity" to the realisation of his whole point.. damn.. I don't want javascript near my fuckin' plane..
July 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm still of the opinion that the AI bros are the NFT bros that are the crypto bros.. And nvidia is still making bank selling these mooks shovels during a goldrush.
July 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It is really fucking hard to self-actualize while living under capitalism.
July 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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More fan practice 🏳️‍⚧️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵🏳️‍⚧️ #rollerfurry
#skaterfurry #transpride #rollerskating #otterfurry
July 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Run out of The Wire last night and I'm heartbroken. I need more McNulty story time.
June 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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damn bluesky still hasnt got rid of the glitch where my posts are bad
May 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
How does anyone get work done on Windows?

I just installed a fresh laptop to test something.

WSL was unhappy
then keypass was unhappy because two different VS Redistributable installs were missing
May 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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When they're bad at sex, we call that being a
May 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
AWS Security Group Rules can't contain quotes in the description field.
May 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
May 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
So is it just me or is the fact that all the youtubers I know are doing things like.. talking about due process during a video about dehumidifiers using dew->due as a segue weird.

Its like they're living through apocalyptic, extraordinary times.
April 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Alright, can't even get into their "opentofucommunity" slack and I'm just about done. Fuck all that noise. Back to vanilla terraform until further notice.

This is the third time I've tried to give OpenToFu a chance.
April 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ugh opentofu's requirement for provider signing (and human intervention) just makes me want to fork it and turn that shit off.
April 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Huh, weird
April 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Cause -> effect
March 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Every time I'm subjected to anything from the redhat stable of software (centos, fedora) life seems to get marginally worse for me.
March 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
LinkedIn needs community notes so you can 💩-talk someone's claims directly.

The claims of someone I've previously worked with having "built an in-house dev team" I want to object to purely because they were the weakest hires I've ever seen CVs for.
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@cheedurr.bsky.social *face smoosh*
February 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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At what point with the barbarity of the United States does the UN need to intervene?
February 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What really gets my goat is the bit where they're angling for me to say things that motivate me other than money...
My brother in Christ you are the CEO. You more than anyone else in this room knows that a companies whole purpose is to make money and is the only reason any of are here.
February 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Has anyone else interviewed casually with a company, gone through initial screening, technical on-site interview, and then gotten to the final meet-the-director interview and basically decided.. "wow, he's a complete clownshoe hard pass"
February 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM