Lychee
@getlycheed.bsky.social
Just a silly little guy trying out a new app! I might post funny things from time to time about my interests. Any pronouns are cool :3
Its nearly midnight, im all cozy and tucked into bed ready to fall asleep, but i saw this image, and now i NEED a grilled cheese, but i realllllly dont wanna have to get up and go downstairs and make one
August 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Its nearly midnight, im all cozy and tucked into bed ready to fall asleep, but i saw this image, and now i NEED a grilled cheese, but i realllllly dont wanna have to get up and go downstairs and make one
Painting your nails is so fun until suddenly its time to do your dominant hand
August 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Painting your nails is so fun until suddenly its time to do your dominant hand
I hate colleges so much i just got an email saying i was dropped from my class for not paying and on the receipt it literally says i have a balance due of $0.00 and now i have to call them and explain they made a mistake I HATE IT HERE THIS HAPPENED LAST YEAR TOO!!!
August 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I hate colleges so much i just got an email saying i was dropped from my class for not paying and on the receipt it literally says i have a balance due of $0.00 and now i have to call them and explain they made a mistake I HATE IT HERE THIS HAPPENED LAST YEAR TOO!!!
God i miss my cat i hate being on vacation bc i miss my kitty where’s my baby where’s my precious bring her back to me
August 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
God i miss my cat i hate being on vacation bc i miss my kitty where’s my baby where’s my precious bring her back to me
Kitty looooves to eat grass and then throw it up once she gets back inside again
August 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Kitty looooves to eat grass and then throw it up once she gets back inside again
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Guys, you know dystopian fiction was a warning, not a blueprint, right?
We were not supposed to live in cyberpunk hellholes. Those futures are not meant to be aspirational. You can have the cool mirrorshades and pink mohawks without the megacorp-run cities ...
We were not supposed to live in cyberpunk hellholes. Those futures are not meant to be aspirational. You can have the cool mirrorshades and pink mohawks without the megacorp-run cities ...
July 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Guys, you know dystopian fiction was a warning, not a blueprint, right?
We were not supposed to live in cyberpunk hellholes. Those futures are not meant to be aspirational. You can have the cool mirrorshades and pink mohawks without the megacorp-run cities ...
We were not supposed to live in cyberpunk hellholes. Those futures are not meant to be aspirational. You can have the cool mirrorshades and pink mohawks without the megacorp-run cities ...
I have recently become friends with the most wonderful old lady Michelle. She’s incredibly intelligent and empathetic, I actually ENJOY talking politics with her, she paid for our pizza AND brought a bottle of wine!!! I LOVE YOU MICHELLE!!!!!
July 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have recently become friends with the most wonderful old lady Michelle. She’s incredibly intelligent and empathetic, I actually ENJOY talking politics with her, she paid for our pizza AND brought a bottle of wine!!! I LOVE YOU MICHELLE!!!!!
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If I were a moth I would simply conquer the flame, possess and consume it, take it into my soul and live forever
July 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
If I were a moth I would simply conquer the flame, possess and consume it, take it into my soul and live forever
My internet has been going in and out all day and its starting to drive me insane
July 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My internet has been going in and out all day and its starting to drive me insane
It’s so cloudy outside! It’s so pretty! I love cloudy weather!
July 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It’s so cloudy outside! It’s so pretty! I love cloudy weather!
Love temporary hair dye bc i can frequently switch up what color my hair is but also like i miss my teal hair it was gone after three weeks :(
July 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Love temporary hair dye bc i can frequently switch up what color my hair is but also like i miss my teal hair it was gone after three weeks :(
Having a great day but I’ve decided i want to change that by listening to losing dogs and getting sad for funsies
July 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Having a great day but I’ve decided i want to change that by listening to losing dogs and getting sad for funsies
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Post workout sauerkraut.. yum.
July 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Post workout sauerkraut.. yum.
Love that my dice are like a little night light for my bedside table, even though it doesn’t show up on camera they glow just enough that i can grab water or a tissue without fumbling around helplessly in the dark and knocking stuff over
July 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Love that my dice are like a little night light for my bedside table, even though it doesn’t show up on camera they glow just enough that i can grab water or a tissue without fumbling around helplessly in the dark and knocking stuff over
It is 2:52am but i have decided i want to cook scrambled eggs
July 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
It is 2:52am but i have decided i want to cook scrambled eggs
He is offering you a cashew, do you accept?
July 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
He is offering you a cashew, do you accept?
If you attract what you fear maybe its a good thing im kind of scared of genuinely healthy loving relationships
July 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you attract what you fear maybe its a good thing im kind of scared of genuinely healthy loving relationships
I felted a tiny cat using my cats fur
June 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I felted a tiny cat using my cats fur
It is 78 degrees in my house. On the main floor. My room and my computer are on the top floor. It’s noticeably warmer up here. Help.
June 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It is 78 degrees in my house. On the main floor. My room and my computer are on the top floor. It’s noticeably warmer up here. Help.
I think i can feel my sauerkraut phase coming back again. So tasty. So crunchy. Must eat more.
June 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think i can feel my sauerkraut phase coming back again. So tasty. So crunchy. Must eat more.
Just found out that the really good chicken i used to have at my friends house when i was like 5 was just fucking costco rotisserie chicken
June 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just found out that the really good chicken i used to have at my friends house when i was like 5 was just fucking costco rotisserie chicken
Drunk people are so funny PLEASE text me when ur drunk its so entertaining
June 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Drunk people are so funny PLEASE text me when ur drunk its so entertaining