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Hans Gerwitz
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The "someone" mentioned in xkcd 386

Fully exnominated

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In case you were wondering what we still need to develop AI: (from www.theguardian.com/technology/2...)
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
@occlupanid.bsky.social
I have encountered my first cartoniform, attached to a suspiciously-large macaroon at an upscale Amsterdam bakery.

I believe this is a Redivivus imitator? It lacks the marking seen in the reference specimen, but perhaps those are regional.
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
met het oude stadskarakter in overeenstemming
August 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Canada and Japan have fallen off the visa application list, it must be time to revisit.
August 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Thanks! 🫡
August 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Very good work, ChatGPT.
August 2, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Same here
June 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Just sitting here in India watching Modi while listening to a horrifying podcast about nuclear war. www.patreon.com/posts/83960569

…and having some proper Gen X “know where your fallout shelter is” flashbacks.
May 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
March 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don’t have a dog for you, but our cat is very puppy-like.
March 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Post a warning
March 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Is there a pig-density reward?
March 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Isn't Silicon Valley full of armchair philosophers who believe this describes all of us?
March 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Really, iOS? You think this definition came from the New Oxford Dictionary?
January 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This is exactly the content our TinyTV needed.
January 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
January 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There must be guardrails :-(
January 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
“Let’s exercise every day during the break” my partner said…
December 28, 2024 at 7:54 PM
The cats got their Christmas gifts early and strongly approve. #cats
December 23, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Feeling like I just missed something big.
December 12, 2024 at 8:51 PM
December 11, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Who cares? Does anyone actually read fact-checks of Trump or his parade of charlatans?
December 8, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Silly Strava, there is no elevation here. Those were the stairs at home.
November 15, 2024 at 5:00 PM
How are you holding up after the last week?

I’m here.
November 13, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Sigh.
October 26, 2024 at 10:36 AM