Mike Gerts
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Mike Gerts
@gerts-michael.bsky.social
Absolute Power
Corrupts Absolutely
Behold!
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He’s already staged a fake assassination attempt to win an election. We’ve seen the depth he’d sink to…he’s about to lock himself in the bunker again. His people may just follow him this time. I hope.
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Saw one of these unhinged individuals in the wild last night. It was unironically surrounded by 2A and gun mfg decals.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
People stayed through the credits like it was a Marvel movie. Loved it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
During those final months of construction, the originally planned marble lobby floor was scrapped. Installed in its place, to this day, is a mosaic tile design using scrap tile from other construction sites around DeKalb that shuttered as a result of the Great Depression.
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I was very excited to put this Marquee message up this morning.

The Egyptian Theatre of DeKalb IL was built in 1929. It is 1 of 7 left in the U.S. The final months of our construction were turbulent in the wake of Black Tuesday 10/29/1929.

@rbreich.bsky.social @inequalitymedia.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“I’m Pretty Sure, with respect, if Rudolph was getting back room dye jobs from Frank Reynolds using Chinese motor oil, I would’ve heard.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Or Mace followed Jenner into the Men’s Room, saw something like this and is drafting a bill on her cocktail napkin to require this in Congressional restrooms for McBride.
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Hey #Apple

Why? Just why? And why are they bracketed together? They do VEEEEEERY different things? They are related in exactly Zero ways.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
First time seeing this.
Also first time seeing it with a shadow cast.
Very cool. Very fun.

Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Promo video I put together.
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
From our horror series last year.
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Egyptian Theatre in DeKalb IL
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
October 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
My dog is no good with going to the vet. So he’s on some prescriptions before his appointment tomorrow.
He is flying high right now.
Here we are at the weigh in for our PPV Main Event scheduled for Thanksgiving, Live from the roof of an abandoned shopping mall.
We’re calling it Mauled at the Mall.
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bahahaha. Just sorted my recent U Line mailer.
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This guy was, is, and always will be a dork ass loser.
October 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I give it 2 years and these 3 will have defined features no human should have.
October 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
October 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Bishop Gold Group was also in the building that day.
October 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
October 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
There were signs.
October 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM