Woke up laughing in the middle of the night because I dreamt of the following post:

I would buy a castle to live in but I wouldn't want to deal with ghosts being like:
"Hey!  What happened to my study?!  Where are my books?!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP LEOPOLD I JUST WANTED A SNACK, THIS IS A KITCHEN NOW!

After finalizing my last experiment I was able to successfully synthesize a serum to turn test subjects into shiny puffy inflatables!

Now...open that muzzle, with just this one dose we'll have you squeakin' and creakin' in no time at all!

You'll have that summer beach body all year ROUND!

After many sleepless nights and countless failed experiments I've finally done it...a sentient liquid latex!  Now, hold still...I need a host for the next phase of testing and you'll do quite nicely...

Sometimes, to make sure his conversion and reprogramming contraption works as intended, Dr. Toob likes to test it out himself! Have to make sure the results are satisfactory!

Sometimes things tend to get a little out of hand...oh well...

🎨: @rubbermutt.bsky.social

You've always been warned about exploring abandoned places because they may not be structurally sound.  No one warns you about sneaky raccoons that would love nothing more than to make you round.  They're much more dangerous...

🎨: @rimou.bsky.social

While normally a pool toy, ferrets have been know to be turned into drones from time to time...doesn't mean it isn't completely pumped full of air still...

🎨: @sheenahyena.bsky.social

Sometimes I have to prove to myself that I can still cook after not cooking for awhile. So baked mac and cheese from scratch it was!

Seems someone's determined to blow up this toob-ular balloon.  Hope they can stay cool under "pressure" before they go to pieces... again... 💥

Art by @jacfox.bsky.social

Sometimes you find interesting things in antique stores. Totally safe and not cursed...right?

First badge for this squeaky toob obtained! Absolutely over the moon with how it turned out! Sqrrk!

Artist: @crowparade.bsky.social