Only Disney deserves wieners.

Thank you for bringing attention to this terrible decline. Tesla is beautiful and we need to save them from extinction. Please contribute anything you can.

Here at Gerpa Goods we rely on morons to staff our factories! 💪💪💪

Love to see it! The American Dream states that corporations should be able to govern themselves! There's literally nothing in the Constitution that says otherwise 🦅🦅🦅

If we have to afford it then we don’t deserve it 💔

We can only hope to gain access to Disney Haven Premium! 👏

The good thing about lying is, if you're insanely wealthy, there are no consequences! #DaddyTrump

Here at Gerpa Goods we love when another corporation wins the day! 💪 #solidarity #corporationsarevictimstoo

But it's *our* embarrassing country 🥰🥰

One of our top mantras here at Gerpa Goods is “wield thy censorship before thy trouser zip!”

The best kind of rules are the ones you can rewrite whenever you want!