@georgiebats.bsky.social
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this is the best post that will ever be on this website
ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate
the humble potato:
the humble potato:
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
this is the best post that will ever be on this website
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wow bro, accidentally asking two girls to the same dance is a real bonehead move, but i THINK i might be able to help you out. y'know how my dad works at that place outside town, where everyone says they do cloning experiments? well actually, it's a special hotel for people avoiding awkward dates
March 1, 2024 at 10:20 PM
wow bro, accidentally asking two girls to the same dance is a real bonehead move, but i THINK i might be able to help you out. y'know how my dad works at that place outside town, where everyone says they do cloning experiments? well actually, it's a special hotel for people avoiding awkward dates
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes KISS cover band guitarists
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes KISS cover band guitarists
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every time u inject cross sex hormones into your body an angel in heaven shoots a fat load
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
every time u inject cross sex hormones into your body an angel in heaven shoots a fat load
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my strongest political conviction is that pica is my god-given right as a living creature. i made this image about it
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
my strongest political conviction is that pica is my god-given right as a living creature. i made this image about it
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OLD PEOPLE: a subculture who are never seen without the famous “old people” makeup. the time and energy required to apply this disguise every morning places immense stress upon the body, contributing to the phenomenon “dying of old age” (see: DEATH)
October 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
OLD PEOPLE: a subculture who are never seen without the famous “old people” makeup. the time and energy required to apply this disguise every morning places immense stress upon the body, contributing to the phenomenon “dying of old age” (see: DEATH)
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the haters keep trying to add more stripes to the american flag to prove some kind of point
October 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the haters keep trying to add more stripes to the american flag to prove some kind of point
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this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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as an empty-sacked trans furry who more or less exclusively fucks other trans furries, "some dogs are addicted to balls" is about as newsworthy to me as "the sun continues to rise in the east this week" or "guardian editor caught trying to bulk delete likes on sissy foot porn, blames mermaids org"
October 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
as an empty-sacked trans furry who more or less exclusively fucks other trans furries, "some dogs are addicted to balls" is about as newsworthy to me as "the sun continues to rise in the east this week" or "guardian editor caught trying to bulk delete likes on sissy foot porn, blames mermaids org"
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You expect men to care about harassment?
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You expect men to care about harassment?
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your favourite cartoonist
October 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
your favourite cartoonist
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Instant death. Of course, that's not the end of the agony. Hell awaits the cassiophagous man. In the second bolgia, they who flatter their meager aliments canelously must soak forever in piping-hot sewage, wrestling in stuporous fury with all souls fool enough to paint lilies and gild refined gold
October 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Instant death. Of course, that's not the end of the agony. Hell awaits the cassiophagous man. In the second bolgia, they who flatter their meager aliments canelously must soak forever in piping-hot sewage, wrestling in stuporous fury with all souls fool enough to paint lilies and gild refined gold
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"Valued" customers. Due to "circumstances" we have to delay the long awaited return of PRAISE THE HAWKMOTH KING to Spring 2026.
@anagogue.bsky.social is in some "legal trouble" and on the run, and we need a little time to let our team of slimy lawyers sort it out.
Let us know if you want a "puppy"
@anagogue.bsky.social is in some "legal trouble" and on the run, and we need a little time to let our team of slimy lawyers sort it out.
Let us know if you want a "puppy"
October 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Valued" customers. Due to "circumstances" we have to delay the long awaited return of PRAISE THE HAWKMOTH KING to Spring 2026.
@anagogue.bsky.social is in some "legal trouble" and on the run, and we need a little time to let our team of slimy lawyers sort it out.
Let us know if you want a "puppy"
@anagogue.bsky.social is in some "legal trouble" and on the run, and we need a little time to let our team of slimy lawyers sort it out.
Let us know if you want a "puppy"
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guys ... toby fox said the "fuck" word as "john" "egbert" ... i think he isn't as wholesome doggo as we thought 💔💔💔💔 ...........
September 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
guys ... toby fox said the "fuck" word as "john" "egbert" ... i think he isn't as wholesome doggo as we thought 💔💔💔💔 ...........
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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folk punk is punk only to the extent it explores the tension b/t being idiotic at an unsustainable level & being hellbent on existing. if a guy's just kinda sad and likes acoustic guitars he's an indie rock guy with a personal brand. if he might fuck up shoplifting socks so bad he dies that's punk
September 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
folk punk is punk only to the extent it explores the tension b/t being idiotic at an unsustainable level & being hellbent on existing. if a guy's just kinda sad and likes acoustic guitars he's an indie rock guy with a personal brand. if he might fuck up shoplifting socks so bad he dies that's punk
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twitter drafts circa jan 2022
September 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
twitter drafts circa jan 2022
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twitter drafts, 20th anniversary of 9/11
September 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
twitter drafts, 20th anniversary of 9/11
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capitalist pigs are stealing the fresh loads from hard-working chickenheads' mouths
"raw dogging" "glazing" executives at our biggest companies are picking up internet slang and talking about cum
September 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
capitalist pigs are stealing the fresh loads from hard-working chickenheads' mouths
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heya! i'm lottie L aka frog K / paris green / etc, nb transfemme author & poet & friend to all online creatures. i'm getting my back x-rayed over an injury that won't quit; while i figure that out, i'm broke and hungry. any help/rbs appreciated!
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk (for paypals)
<3
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk (for paypals)
<3
September 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
heya! i'm lottie L aka frog K / paris green / etc, nb transfemme author & poet & friend to all online creatures. i'm getting my back x-rayed over an injury that won't quit; while i figure that out, i'm broke and hungry. any help/rbs appreciated!
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk (for paypals)
<3
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk (for paypals)
<3
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obviously bo is correct here but i think maybe historical lustful men were onto something about ankles. sorry if this is controversial
A college student suggested to me yesterday that without makeup men would "finally see women aren't that hot."
...I spent ten minutes explaining to him changing beauty standards and showing him historical and cultural samples that men have always found ways to thirst after women. "Ooo her ankles!"🤣
...I spent ten minutes explaining to him changing beauty standards and showing him historical and cultural samples that men have always found ways to thirst after women. "Ooo her ankles!"🤣
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
obviously bo is correct here but i think maybe historical lustful men were onto something about ankles. sorry if this is controversial
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"could transition have saved her? tier list
F: beatles (u2, coldplay)
D: inhuman murderers (btk killer, desantis, ted k)
C: werner herzog (german director)
B: tedious musicians (fred durst, big bopper)
A: skeletal remains of uncertain gender (lindow man, otzi, rfk junior)
S: the world trade center
F: beatles (u2, coldplay)
D: inhuman murderers (btk killer, desantis, ted k)
C: werner herzog (german director)
B: tedious musicians (fred durst, big bopper)
A: skeletal remains of uncertain gender (lindow man, otzi, rfk junior)
S: the world trade center
September 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
"could transition have saved her? tier list
F: beatles (u2, coldplay)
D: inhuman murderers (btk killer, desantis, ted k)
C: werner herzog (german director)
B: tedious musicians (fred durst, big bopper)
A: skeletal remains of uncertain gender (lindow man, otzi, rfk junior)
S: the world trade center
F: beatles (u2, coldplay)
D: inhuman murderers (btk killer, desantis, ted k)
C: werner herzog (german director)
B: tedious musicians (fred durst, big bopper)
A: skeletal remains of uncertain gender (lindow man, otzi, rfk junior)
S: the world trade center