George Robbins
@georgerobbins.bsky.social
Air Force Vet. Comedy Writer. Girl Dad. Trump hater.
Just think, if Colonel Sanders had used Signal, we’d all be making KFC at home.
March 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just think, if Colonel Sanders had used Signal, we’d all be making KFC at home.
The USA joined the fight 27 months after WW2 started. Has Vance bothered to thank the EU for holding Hitler at bay for over 2 years?
March 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The USA joined the fight 27 months after WW2 started. Has Vance bothered to thank the EU for holding Hitler at bay for over 2 years?
This is what being a federal employee looks like right now. This was last night during his ranting. This girl works for SSA in Kentucky. This girl is my daughter.
March 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is what being a federal employee looks like right now. This was last night during his ranting. This girl works for SSA in Kentucky. This girl is my daughter.
Trump’s spiritual advisor, Paula White says if we don’t send her our February salary we’ll suffer consequences. I guess that means biblical smiting? I don’t know exactly what smiting is, but it costs extry at the Hoo Hoo parlor. I can’t send my salary, I’m retired. But I can send a stool sample!
March 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump’s spiritual advisor, Paula White says if we don’t send her our February salary we’ll suffer consequences. I guess that means biblical smiting? I don’t know exactly what smiting is, but it costs extry at the Hoo Hoo parlor. I can’t send my salary, I’m retired. But I can send a stool sample!
Russia has just replaced May Day with February 28th.
March 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Russia has just replaced May Day with February 28th.
Some media troll told Zelensky he needs to wear a suit when he meets in the White House and Capitol. You know, like Elon.
February 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Some media troll told Zelensky he needs to wear a suit when he meets in the White House and Capitol. You know, like Elon.
Trump is selling a gold card that he says will grant citizenship to foreigners. The cost…$5 million dollars. That’s right, The Country Formerly known as America has a cover charge.
February 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Trump is selling a gold card that he says will grant citizenship to foreigners. The cost…$5 million dollars. That’s right, The Country Formerly known as America has a cover charge.
Let it be written…
February 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Let it be written…
The FAA will use Musk’s Starlink to upgrade their systems. An average of 120 Starlink satellites fall to earth each month. This is goin great!
February 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The FAA will use Musk’s Starlink to upgrade their systems. An average of 120 Starlink satellites fall to earth each month. This is goin great!
Trump has named Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone “Ambassadors to Hollywood”. I’ve got a better idea on what to name them…The Expendables.
January 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Trump has named Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone “Ambassadors to Hollywood”. I’ve got a better idea on what to name them…The Expendables.
The FDA has banned controversial red dye found in candy, drinks and snacks. I’m more concerned about the orange dye that has ruined the country formerly known as America.
January 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The FDA has banned controversial red dye found in candy, drinks and snacks. I’m more concerned about the orange dye that has ruined the country formerly known as America.
The senate hearing on Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth was cut short when he discovered it was a cash bar and Susan Collins was on the main stage!
January 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The senate hearing on Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth was cut short when he discovered it was a cash bar and Susan Collins was on the main stage!
There are rumors Trump is going to reinstate the draft. He said it’s no big deal, it doesn’t mean you have to serve.
January 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
There are rumors Trump is going to reinstate the draft. He said it’s no big deal, it doesn’t mean you have to serve.
Melania Trump said Elon gave her genital warts.
January 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Melania Trump said Elon gave her genital warts.
Carrie Underwood will perform at Trump’s inauguration. I guess if you feel like your career is tanking fast enough…
January 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Carrie Underwood will perform at Trump’s inauguration. I guess if you feel like your career is tanking fast enough…
The reason these fires continue to grow is because insurance companies need pre-approval to use water.
January 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The reason these fires continue to grow is because insurance companies need pre-approval to use water.
Brooke Shields said a doctor once gave her a "bonus" vaginal rejuvenation without her consent. She’s since found a new dentist.
January 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Brooke Shields said a doctor once gave her a "bonus" vaginal rejuvenation without her consent. She’s since found a new dentist.
Jack Smith just resigned from the Department of Justice. The Department of Justice just resigned from the country formerly known as America.
January 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Jack Smith just resigned from the Department of Justice. The Department of Justice just resigned from the country formerly known as America.
Do you think trump lies awake at night since he lies while he’s awake all day?
January 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Do you think trump lies awake at night since he lies while he’s awake all day?
Matt Gaetz is coming to Kentucky tonight. He heard it was gonna be in the low teens.
January 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Matt Gaetz is coming to Kentucky tonight. He heard it was gonna be in the low teens.
I can explain why Trump didn’t have his hand over his heart to salute President Carter…It was in Obama’s pocket trying to lift his wallet.
I’m a problem solver dammit.
I’m a problem solver dammit.
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I can explain why Trump didn’t have his hand over his heart to salute President Carter…It was in Obama’s pocket trying to lift his wallet.
I’m a problem solver dammit.
I’m a problem solver dammit.