ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS

As someone from the “west north” who currently lives in the “northeast” I’m upset the former isn’t called “northwest” 😫

💅💅💅

I’ve never felt so seen by science!!!!

INTENSE LONELINESS. IT’S PROVEN BY SCIENCE! 😭

OK THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭😭😭

Consistently finds the “(derogatory)” and “(non-derogatory)” disclaimers as a joke to be funny (derogatory)

Will always have more accounts that I follow than accounts that follow me (non-derogatory)

A reminder about this

Used to pride myself on having perfect pitch but now I’m convinced that my pitch ability is deteriorating 😭

Tired of all the turkey and stuffing slander around thanksgiving time—you just need to add garlic to it all!!!! (And also make sure the turkey isn’t too dry and the stuffing isn’t too moist)

Also when non-medical people say “wow you know so much and are so smart” when I talk about medicine, I go “well exact same for you—you are smart and know so much too but it’s just about something completely different”

Telling people medical facts when they ask me for some and then they say “wow you know so much” but I still somehow feel like the least intelligent person in every room