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Doing Asbestos I Can
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geologist.bsky.social
Except my Potty Emergency from being startled by your alarm!
Public safety alert. This is a test of the South Pasadena WEA system. There is no emergency.
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Comic by Paul Noth where two sheep look at a billboard with a Wolf in a suit that says, "I AM GOING TO EAT YOU," and one sheep says to another, "He tells it like it is."
October 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
geologist.bsky.social
I was excited to try the hotel's cilantro hair conditioner, but unfortunately it just tastes like soap.
Pump bottles of "rum body wash", "cilantro hair conditioner", and "peppermint shampoo" in a hotel shower
October 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
geologist.bsky.social
Cosmic Marvel's bsky post, but "ARES" is crossed out and "ARSE" is written above it in red
October 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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This tail light makes me feel some kind of way. ⚒️
Photo of a red, zigzag tail light on a silver car. Caption says "Chevrolet bolt EV, 2017 MY, tail light"
September 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
geologist.bsky.social
Wait, I thought this was for the posts that matter to me.
Bsky popup saying, "Saved Posts; Finally! Keep track of posts that matter to you. Save them to revisit anytime." The sample post is by @jcsalterego.bsky.social saying, "inventing a caturday that immediately swallows birdday"
September 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Skyline serendipity
alexis simpson @amutepigg... "eating a can of diet coke like an apple" Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsk... "climbing into the hibernation pita pocket"
August 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
geologist.bsky.social
I mean, you just gotta keep this image handy so you can deploy it like you're handing out bees.
Keanu Reeves in cyberpunk 900000000 or whatevs saying, "I ain't reading all that, I'm happy for you though, or sorry that happened"
July 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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A parody movie poster that looks like some Jeepers Creepers crap and says, "Say his name. You won't be laughing when he kills you. The Peepee Poopoo Man."
July 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
geologist.bsky.social
A Crybertruck with a license plate that says "APCYLPS"
June 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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A rolling incel coffin slouching toward the intersection of accelerationism and millennialism
A Crybertruck with a license plate that says "APCYLPS"
June 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
geologist.bsky.social
OK Apple, I appreciate the recommendation for the chilling-out music, which is actually good, but you need to settle down.
A screenshot of an Apple Music playlist called, "Sensual Trap Mix Chill, Take It Slow" that shows a black-and-white photo of a woman pulling a G-string out of her A-crack.
June 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
geologist.bsky.social
This unofficial patch for the NEO Surveyor project that my husband brought home from work is sending me.
An embroidered patch shows a scene in space with an asteroid hurtling towards earth and a Tyrannosaurus rex (also in space) with its mouth open, either screaming or trying to bite the asteroid (I don't know). Along the top of the patch it says "NEO SURVEYOR." At the bottom of the patch it says, "NEVER AGAIN."
April 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
geologist.bsky.social
I met a dog today.
A 3 pound senior Pomeranian with crooked teeth sits on a wood bench next to a black hat with green text. A woman is nearly off-screen to the left.
April 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Now that @darthbluesky.bsky.social is up from his long winter nap, it's time to post tail wags.
March 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
geologist.bsky.social
The🦙👄 is near:
Google Earth screenshot of the Palisades fire destruction south of Big Rick Mesa in Malibu, California
February 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
geologist.bsky.social
WHY HASNT DEAR LEADER FIXED THE PRICE OF EGGS

THIS ISNT THE DYSTOPIA I VOTED FOR
Snip of The Happy Egg Co. eggs in the Shipt app showing that they are $11.49 for a dozen. Also shown is "low in stock"
February 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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[screaming goose meme: "shameful discrimination against who?"]
Dear agency employees, We are taking steps to close all agency DEIA offices and end all DEIA-related contracts in accordance with President Trump’s executive orders titled Ending Radical and Wasteful Government DEI Programs and Preferencing and Initial Rescissions of Harmful Executive Orders and Actions. These programs divided Americans by race, wasted taxpayer dollars, and resulted in shameful discrimination. We are aware of efforts by some in government to disguise these programs by using coded or imprecise language. If you are aware of a change in any contract description or personnel position description since November 5, 2024 to obscure the connection between the contract and DEIA or similar ideologies, please report all facts and circumstances to DEIAtruth@opm.gov within 10 days. There will be no adverse consequences for timely reporting this information. However, failure to report this information within 10 days may result in adverse consequences. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. Janet Petro
January 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I'm on Firefox on Windows 11 with Ublock Origin and NoScript, but bsky is whitelisted.

Not a huge deal — I just bookmarked my profile if I need to stare at my own reflection.
Bsky profile pic options, with "add another account" and "sign out" options. Clicking on the profile icon does not click-thru to the profile.
January 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I love paying good money to be held hostage by something terrible.

No really. This is amazing. Can I pay twice?
Snip from MS account info: "AI credit balance. Your subscription includes AI credits that refill at the sta..." "Total remaining: 60/60 credits" "0 used" "Credits unlock AI in Microsoft 365. You use a credit each time you prompt AI in apps like Word, PowerPoint, or Designer."
January 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Tell me you don't care about the housing crisis without telling me you don't care about the housing crisis.
A snip from the Watch Duty app for the Eaton fire that says, "A request is being made that Governor Newsom issue an executive order to suspend legislation for the development of dense multifamily in order to retain Altadena’s character."
January 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Couldn't get the winds to stop two days ago. Now I'd kill for a breeze.
Screenshot of www.iqair.com showing the air qualify over Los Angeles County. Green circles indicating good-quality air occur to the northwest and southeast of the LA Basin, which itself is a rainbow of bad air quality from "moderate" yellow to "hazardous" dark purple. The bad air parallels the smoke plume trending south-southwestward from the Eaton Fire in the San Gabriel Mountains.
January 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Kudos to those of you taking your New Year's resolutions seriously.
A screenshot of my followers feed, which says, "Doing Asbestos I Can, 2,395 followers" at the top. In the center it says, "No results found. You do not have any followers." At the bottom is a blue button that says, "Go Back." But there is no going back, is there?
January 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Dirt whisperer
Poorly explain what you do for a job.
December 31, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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I am constantly insulted on this platform
A white Chihuahua with brown cow spots sits on carpeted stairs and stares at you with so much scorn.
December 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM