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I wish the California Building Code came in the form of lyrics sung to 80's pop music so that I could easily memorize every word.
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The first and last photos of Jean Louise “Scout” Keesey. We miss her terribly.
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Goon a movie

Dog Day Aftergoon
Goon a movie

Goon over Parador
Goon a movie

Goonstruck
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Except my Potty Emergency from being startled by your alarm!
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Am I the only one frustrated that iOS 26 doesn't show the last name of the person you are texting in the iMessage contact card? Why do I have to click through to the Contacts app to see this?

Hey Apple: maybe lose the liquid ass bubble shit and use that space for useful shit like LAST NAMES.
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
she dropped a Reverse Groucho Marx on him
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Cheap motels worsen my irritable towel syndrome.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Birds migrating east for the winter because climate change
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I was joking when I said that the reason Gavin Newsom was blocking MediCal for covering Ozempic is because he knows people will be losing weight anyway because of the loss of SNAP benefits, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

calmatters.org/commentary/2...
How California's cuts to weight loss drug coverage will cost us | Opinion
The drugs could save Californians about $3,000 per patient who lost weight, while improving such chronic conditions as diabetes and high blood pressure.
calmatters.org
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"I am interested in your subject matter but your levity is a turnoff. And you should smile more."
Getting a lot of these sorts of comments lately, must be hard to navigate the world when you’re allergic to fun
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Fellow seismologists, we're going to get a lot of mileage out of the latest @xkcd.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I was joking when I said that the reason Gavin Newsom was blocking MediCal for covering Ozempic is because he knows people will be losing weight anyway because of the loss of SNAP benefits, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

calmatters.org/commentary/2...
How California's cuts to weight loss drug coverage will cost us | Opinion
The drugs could save Californians about $3,000 per patient who lost weight, while improving such chronic conditions as diabetes and high blood pressure.
calmatters.org
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"I'm sorry, but this church is a profit-generating, tax-exempt vibe machine that exploits the human tendency to confuse correlation with causation. I'm afraid we can't help you."
There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were:

Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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The world is crazy right now. Hug the ones you love.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I wish I could subscribe to a service that delivers one (1) serving of candy corn daily so I can pace myself
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Democratic Rep. Yassamin Ansari was outside Mike Johnson's office today holding up a sign that read: "Mike Johnson is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein files. CHANGE MY MIND."
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I mean, sure, you have nothing to eat, but at least Elon is doing to be a trillionaire.
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Trump hates America
November 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
you know that place smells like a sour Yankee Candle store
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.

It’s louder & clearer tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM