Geoffrey Scheer
@geoffreyscheer.bsky.social
I write things. Sometimes people pay me for it.
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Trump is a hell of a carny pitchman, I have to give him that. When a ton of people tune in, he's going to say he's sending troops to Chicago. Probably started the rumor he's sick or dead himself.
September 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Trump is a hell of a carny pitchman, I have to give him that. When a ton of people tune in, he's going to say he's sending troops to Chicago. Probably started the rumor he's sick or dead himself.
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if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
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PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
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Great. Now we're going to get Deep Dish Eucharist.
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Great. Now we're going to get Deep Dish Eucharist.
On the Peculiar Anxiety of Getting Really, Really Close
Last September I was let go from my position as Senior Writer at Pocket FM, the job I've posted about extensively without actually naming the company. Because I couldn't. Because there was a clause in my contract that said I wasn't allowed to…
Last September I was let go from my position as Senior Writer at Pocket FM, the job I've posted about extensively without actually naming the company. Because I couldn't. Because there was a clause in my contract that said I wasn't allowed to…
On the Peculiar Anxiety of Getting Really, Really Close
Last September I was let go from my position as Senior Writer at Pocket FM, the job I've posted about extensively without actually naming the company. Because I couldn't. Because there was a clause in my contract that said I wasn't allowed to say anything about them that wasn't nice, and rare was the day I had something positive to report.
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May 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
On the Peculiar Anxiety of Getting Really, Really Close
Last September I was let go from my position as Senior Writer at Pocket FM, the job I've posted about extensively without actually naming the company. Because I couldn't. Because there was a clause in my contract that said I wasn't allowed to…
Last September I was let go from my position as Senior Writer at Pocket FM, the job I've posted about extensively without actually naming the company. Because I couldn't. Because there was a clause in my contract that said I wasn't allowed to…
Huh …
2/ Pete Hegseth, 2016: “Leaking defense info is a fireable offense!”
Pete Hegseth, 2025: Leaks classified military plans to his wife, brother, and lawyer.
The hypocrisy is scorching.
By his own rules, he should’ve fired himself yesterday.
🔥🪖 #FireHegsethNow
Pete Hegseth, 2025: Leaks classified military plans to his wife, brother, and lawyer.
The hypocrisy is scorching.
By his own rules, he should’ve fired himself yesterday.
🔥🪖 #FireHegsethNow
April 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Huh …
Wait … @stephenking.bsky.social quoting @audacityofdespair.bsky.social? Swoon goes my fucking heart.
Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Wait … @stephenking.bsky.social quoting @audacityofdespair.bsky.social? Swoon goes my fucking heart.
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If you are not ashamed today to be an American you are no more than a cretin, a moron, or both.
Our leaders are simply trash. And the self-loathing that any decent citizen feels from knowing this is entirely earned. We elected them.
Our leaders are simply trash. And the self-loathing that any decent citizen feels from knowing this is entirely earned. We elected them.
March 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you are not ashamed today to be an American you are no more than a cretin, a moron, or both.
Our leaders are simply trash. And the self-loathing that any decent citizen feels from knowing this is entirely earned. We elected them.
Our leaders are simply trash. And the self-loathing that any decent citizen feels from knowing this is entirely earned. We elected them.
What he said …
I feel like I can’t drink fast enough between the end of my work day and bed time to get drunk enough to not be miserable. But I’m going to try harder tonight.
February 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
What he said …
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Imagine you see diversity, equality, and inclusion as being the antithesis of your morality?
Uniformity, inequality, and exclusion are your guiding principals.
We feel bad today. They always feel bad.
Uniformity, inequality, and exclusion are your guiding principals.
We feel bad today. They always feel bad.
January 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Imagine you see diversity, equality, and inclusion as being the antithesis of your morality?
Uniformity, inequality, and exclusion are your guiding principals.
We feel bad today. They always feel bad.
Uniformity, inequality, and exclusion are your guiding principals.
We feel bad today. They always feel bad.
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So far Trump has issued a lawless order reinstating TikTok, pardoned 174 people who assaulted police officers, incorrectly identified the Gulf of Mexico, and the media is so scared they’re not showing the Shadow President’s Nazi salute.
It’s not yet 9:00 on the east coast.
It’s not yet 9:00 on the east coast.
January 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So far Trump has issued a lawless order reinstating TikTok, pardoned 174 people who assaulted police officers, incorrectly identified the Gulf of Mexico, and the media is so scared they’re not showing the Shadow President’s Nazi salute.
It’s not yet 9:00 on the east coast.
It’s not yet 9:00 on the east coast.
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Donald Trump tapped drug user Matt Gaetz, who was found by the House Ethics Committee to have had sex with a 17-year-old girl, as America's Attorney General. The country's top cop! If you're not outraged by such blatant hypocrisy, you're not paying attention.
December 25, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Donald Trump tapped drug user Matt Gaetz, who was found by the House Ethics Committee to have had sex with a 17-year-old girl, as America's Attorney General. The country's top cop! If you're not outraged by such blatant hypocrisy, you're not paying attention.
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This is their goal. Privatize everything.
And by “privatize” we mean steer billions to themselves and their friends, ending programs that serve those with the least under the guise of “efficiency”.
Rural areas will suffer. Prices will rise.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
And by “privatize” we mean steer billions to themselves and their friends, ending programs that serve those with the least under the guise of “efficiency”.
Rural areas will suffer. Prices will rise.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
December 14, 2024 at 2:16 PM
This is their goal. Privatize everything.
And by “privatize” we mean steer billions to themselves and their friends, ending programs that serve those with the least under the guise of “efficiency”.
Rural areas will suffer. Prices will rise.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
And by “privatize” we mean steer billions to themselves and their friends, ending programs that serve those with the least under the guise of “efficiency”.
Rural areas will suffer. Prices will rise.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
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Arsonist: “Wow, this fire looks really bad!”
Mitch McConnell: “We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now, reminiscent of before world war two,” he says. “Even the slogan is the same. ‘America First.’ That was what they said in the ’30s.”
Mitch McConnell: ‘We’re in a very, very dangerous world right now’
The Republican Senator on his plans to spend the last two years of his term fighting back against an increasingly isolationist GOP
www.ft.com
December 11, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Arsonist: “Wow, this fire looks really bad!”
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pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....
Keeping up with @elienyc.bsky.social as he gives up to the minute reports on the trans rights case being heard by scotus right now. This seems to sum it up …
Sotomayor: this treatment keeps kids from committing suicide.
Alito: Fuck them kids
Alito: Fuck them kids
December 4, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Keeping up with @elienyc.bsky.social as he gives up to the minute reports on the trans rights case being heard by scotus right now. This seems to sum it up …
Guess I should post something for my MANY followers …
Annual Report
I know. You've all been on pins and needles, wondering if I was ever going to get around to that yearly report on how life is going in the great state of California. "Please, Geoff!" you've cried. "En...
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September 2, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Guess I should post something for my MANY followers …