When I sold my last house, a 1907 build in New Orleans, the buyer made me swear that it wasn't haunted before she would sign the paperwork.

He's 79 years old, refuses to exercise, and lives on fast food. Free access to the best medical care in the world is the only thing keeping him going.

Solidarity Forever!

When people ask why, just say, "Chinga la migra."

That must've been a very large owl!

I’ll bet you good money they’re trying to replace human sys admins with AI.

The BP enforcement zone is 100 miles, not 100 feet, so we're well within that. Within that zone, they can board public vehicles without a warrant, setup checkpoints, and stop people without probable cause.

One of the things I love about NOLA is that even our slop is good. Just bought a plastic container of yaka mein on the street at a second line for $5? It's good.

You see, officer, I have spray painted a square on this neutral ground and put a sofa here. That means this is sovereign Chad territory until the day after Endymion, and you have no jurisdiction. Jose and Ramon can stay here as lawful guests of the Kingdom of Chad.

$2000 buys my wife and I 3 months coverage through my employer subsidized plan. Cheeto Benito has no idea what he’s talking about, and shame on the media for covering this like it’s normal.

Damn, that’s a good one.

Whiskey Pete is just one happy hour away from OPERATION DEEZ NUTZ!

Incompetence is part of the brand.