Cursed to wander (wander through rooms forgetting what I was doing)
June 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Cursed to wander (wander through rooms forgetting what I was doing)
Situationships are rebranded polyamory
May 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Situationships are rebranded polyamory
It’s called a campaign because there’s a guy named Cam there and he’s in pain
May 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s called a campaign because there’s a guy named Cam there and he’s in pain
It’s not about who you are, but who you want to kiss
May 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s not about who you are, but who you want to kiss
How lucky I am, to live a life with fruit and books
April 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How lucky I am, to live a life with fruit and books
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House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and Senator Cory Booker gathered on the steps of the U.S. Capitol this morning to launch a sit-in protest.
April 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and Senator Cory Booker gathered on the steps of the U.S. Capitol this morning to launch a sit-in protest.
Don’t Tread on Me (a white man, fuck everyone else though)
April 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Don’t Tread on Me (a white man, fuck everyone else though)
You have the personality of oatmeal gone cold
April 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You have the personality of oatmeal gone cold
Jokes on you, I wanted to die anyways
April 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Jokes on you, I wanted to die anyways
You wouldn’t be so angry if you were hydrated
March 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
You wouldn’t be so angry if you were hydrated
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Tyranny left unchecked, flourishes
March 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Tyranny left unchecked, flourishes
I know my holes
March 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I know my holes
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Since Congress’s allotted funds have already been improperly unallocated, U.S. citizens are questioning whether they are legally required to continue paying federal taxes.
March 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Since Congress’s allotted funds have already been improperly unallocated, U.S. citizens are questioning whether they are legally required to continue paying federal taxes.
Being told no is good for you
February 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Being told no is good for you
Gods least favorite minivan
February 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Gods least favorite minivan
Soup is just the hot wets
February 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Soup is just the hot wets
Chili is not a solo adventure
January 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Chili is not a solo adventure
I like my nachos how I like my men
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Six feet away from me at all times
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Six feet away from me at all times
January 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I like my nachos how I like my men
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Six feet away from me at all times
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Six feet away from me at all times
Calling for an open season on Nazis
January 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Calling for an open season on Nazis
I’m everything and nothing all at the same time
January 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m everything and nothing all at the same time
Straight men don’t have enough yearning
January 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Straight men don’t have enough yearning
Knuckles the Echnida has a lil bit of a Fortnite accent
January 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Knuckles the Echnida has a lil bit of a Fortnite accent
Your mom thinks I have drip
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Your mom thinks I have drip