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Genevieve
@genevievek.bsky.social
My dog is pretty important to me and that’s really a whole personality I guess.


Help, I’m alive.
Having a Dodgers’ game start at 9 pm feels like a personal assault.
October 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I baseballed today.
August 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just walked around Lowe’s for 20 minutes with this foot in my hand waiting for a man who looked like he “knows glue” to help me pick which kind should work for this unidentifiable material, sent feminism back 20 years today.
August 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ugh I made a NOTE. I am Jewish. I am pro-Palestine. I hate how I have not stated these things more publicly for over a year.
July 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This feels like a meme in the making
July 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Honestly wondering if wearing this panda around will cure everything somehow.
July 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Reposted by Genevieve
I saw this and knew it was real but still had to check because I don't want to live in that kind of world but it is. And it's from 2 full days ago, because a White House advisor tweeting about feeding the entire Latino population of the US to alligators doesn't even make the news. Holy fucking shit.
July 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Monthly post it’s my dog’s completely unserious haircut in these serious times.
June 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Gonna wear a Dodgers’ hat to the Braves/Padres game so that I can make enemies of EVERYONE.
May 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Reposted by Genevieve
May 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
🎶 earthquake in Atlanta, I know, I know, it’s serious 🎶
May 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Suicide Hotline by Dove
April 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Every day I wake up and have myself a little panic attack with my coffee. So nice.
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Tonight I had to kill time while my dog spent hours for tests at the vet and so learned of this new indoor team golf sport sweeping the nation?
March 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I miss when I was fast asleep on the couch before now how I am trying to fall asleep in my bed and I have thoughts and stuff again.
March 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
In her 14th year of life, my dog has learned how to truly cry out loud for attention and I am both proud and drowning in vet bills as a result.
March 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Found a credit card in the entry way to my building today, how do I find its kinda-commonly-named owner? What’s the etiquette even? Should I have left it down there?
February 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The Super Bowl echo of “a minooorrrr” will live forever in mine and Drake’s head
February 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A pigeon pooped right on a used condom inches from me this morning and if that is not a real metaphor for ::gestures to everything:: I don’t know what is.
February 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Help I’m alive
January 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
They should always go for the tush push.
January 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Like it’s crazy I’m up at 2:30 am but also feels crazy to ever sleep again.
January 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
This looks like a really fun football blizzard to be at tbh.
January 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This year, “NYE” stands for NYquilEve.
December 31, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Do I always sit near the same guy at the diner or are different guys always having the same conversation at the diner? A NYC mystery.
December 24, 2024 at 7:07 PM