It also works if you sing the lyrics “She’s got Jimmy Davis eyes”
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It also works if you sing the lyrics “She’s got Jimmy Davis eyes”
Wearing short shorts outside the Erewhon
August 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Wearing short shorts outside the Erewhon
My wife calls as I’m leaving the grocery store with eggs and I give a Tesla driver the bird
March 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My wife calls as I’m leaving the grocery store with eggs and I give a Tesla driver the bird
Santa just put some Saucemoto Dip Clips in the Amazon cart
December 16, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Santa just put some Saucemoto Dip Clips in the Amazon cart
Woke up thinking about Dude Wipes
December 7, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Woke up thinking about Dude Wipes
Jenny told me to tell Bluesky that I’m eating a rice cake with peanut butter and drinking pickle juice
November 22, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Jenny told me to tell Bluesky that I’m eating a rice cake with peanut butter and drinking pickle juice