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idk what to do here besties
Hey guys

I have a cat now. Follow my cat account for daily cat photos, and to hear his story.
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November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this game was genuinely depressing to watch at the last quarter

but also i laughed
October 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don't know who all watches football here but man... Vikings defense is going absolutely insane right now.
September 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
September 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
There is nothing that makes me feel dumber that the NFL+ website Jesus fuck

I have already subscribed, I go click on a game to watch, it brings me back to the subscribe options, I back out, try to click again, I come back up to the subscribe options, but with THIS STUPID FUCKING PROMPT
August 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My husband, while I'm feeling very bloated, unattractive, and premenstrual: oh my god are you getting abs?

This was genuine, he meant it, and I may in fact have a small amount of abs.
August 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I still can't believe I stopped watching big brother for years, only to go back to watch this season and Rachel fucking Reily is here. What are the odds
July 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The only saving grace I have that makes grocery shopping feel normal is aldi god bless this shit hole town for actually opening one.

20 items for $50 and the only thing over $5 was chicken. God Bless
July 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
peak is a funny little game
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sorry this photo is so blurry but my husband just sent me a photo of a cybertruck that couldn't fit a box that would fit in his sedan 🤡
June 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think one of the best compliments I've ever gotten at work was "when I walked in here and saw someone with colored hair wearing anime tshirts I knew I was in a safe space"
June 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Why is it when I sit at my desk I start to snooze in my chair but when I lay down in my bed I am wide awake with every thought in the world
May 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Matt's moved on to assassin's creed 3 and I already miss ezio so much.
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April 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
How am I just finding out blue sky made a tiktok alternative 😭
April 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Listen I'm just gonna say it..

Generic cheezits are better than the real ones
March 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
An update on the assassin's creed I'm pissed off at how they changed ezios face from brotherhood to revelations.... They took the sexio out of ezio
I went from watching my brother play video games as a kid to watching my husband play video games as an adult

(We're playing through the assassin's creed games)
March 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Maybe this is a hot take but people saying to stay away from iodized salt have the same energy as antivaxxers
March 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Jennie in extraL has me feeling a way
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February 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
could someone recommend me a non hp printer thats reasonably priced bc im so tired of dealing with my hp that only works if i pay through their app or restart it and change the ink every time i need to use it
February 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Me when I have to take Matt's little sister home and I can't watch my tv
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February 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I went from watching my brother play video games as a kid to watching my husband play video games as an adult

(We're playing through the assassin's creed games)
February 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I fear I am becoming a mayo girlie
February 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Really wish I could be chill as a person but I'm either tired or angry and a lot of the time it's both
January 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The way me and my husband will communicate with each other by just making the noise tube sounds is something so undescribably charming to me
January 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i cant stop thinking about how last night the lions got a touchdown and i slammed the table right as the server came to ask if we needed anything else and i feel SO BAAAAAD
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM