Gemma Thomas
@gemmathomas.bsky.social
Film and series awards strategist. Occasional writer. Makes a killer martini. Views my own.
14. Also, him showering in a house full of people with the door unlocked is a bit sus
December 24, 2024 at 9:39 AM
14. Also, him showering in a house full of people with the door unlocked is a bit sus
13. That he told Kevin that if he saw him in the shower he’d never grow up feeling like a real man
December 24, 2024 at 9:38 AM
13. That he told Kevin that if he saw him in the shower he’d never grow up feeling like a real man
12. “If Uncle Frank says no, then it must be really bad”
December 24, 2024 at 9:36 AM
12. “If Uncle Frank says no, then it must be really bad”
11. Not giving a shit during “Kevin’s not here”
December 24, 2024 at 9:34 AM
11. Not giving a shit during “Kevin’s not here”
10. Handing out the shrimp that was for later, and then ignoring his sister-in-law when she complains
December 24, 2024 at 9:32 AM
10. Handing out the shrimp that was for later, and then ignoring his sister-in-law when she complains
8. If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses
December 24, 2024 at 9:27 AM
8. If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses
7. Trying to get his wife to nick the first class silverware
December 24, 2024 at 9:26 AM
7. Trying to get his wife to nick the first class silverware
6. Cracking himself up during the family crisis meeting about one of his nephews playing the drums on his other nephew’s head with candles during a school play, like it’s the funniest joke on earth
December 24, 2024 at 9:26 AM
6. Cracking himself up during the family crisis meeting about one of his nephews playing the drums on his other nephew’s head with candles during a school play, like it’s the funniest joke on earth
5. Calling a 10-year-old a pervert is kind of next level
December 24, 2024 at 9:24 AM
5. Calling a 10-year-old a pervert is kind of next level
4. Look what you did you little jerk
December 24, 2024 at 9:23 AM
4. Look what you did you little jerk
3. Telling his kid he has to get up early when the call time is 8am (presumably the same call time for work/school on a regular day, no?)
December 24, 2024 at 9:22 AM
3. Telling his kid he has to get up early when the call time is 8am (presumably the same call time for work/school on a regular day, no?)
2. See also “your dad paid good money”
December 24, 2024 at 9:21 AM
2. See also “your dad paid good money”
1. This shirking of paying for, or contributing to, the pizza
December 24, 2024 at 9:21 AM
1. This shirking of paying for, or contributing to, the pizza
I only went to the gym because this is across the street
November 23, 2024 at 7:04 PM
I only went to the gym because this is across the street
I want to grow, grow up to be, be a
November 18, 2024 at 10:29 AM
I want to grow, grow up to be, be a