Michelene 🍄🟫
@geminimiche.bsky.social
Gamer, recluse, creative genius.
Love animals, nature, gardening, knitting, crochet, crafting, cooking, NDE stories, underdogs and tiny mushrooms. Currently mad at gravity although I'll admit it's mostly convenient.
Love animals, nature, gardening, knitting, crochet, crafting, cooking, NDE stories, underdogs and tiny mushrooms. Currently mad at gravity although I'll admit it's mostly convenient.
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Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.
Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵
Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
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I’m the MacGyver of getting worked up over nothing at all
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m the MacGyver of getting worked up over nothing at all
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Sure hope so.
(art by Dave Tarnowski)
(art by Dave Tarnowski)
February 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sure hope so.
(art by Dave Tarnowski)
(art by Dave Tarnowski)
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Racism is just so fucking stupid. Could there be anything more immature than hating someone because of differently colored SKIN? It’s beyond cringeworthy that humanity is still this deeply pathetic.
If there are aliens no wonder they haven’t contacted us. It is unbelievable how embarrassing we are.
If there are aliens no wonder they haven’t contacted us. It is unbelievable how embarrassing we are.
February 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Racism is just so fucking stupid. Could there be anything more immature than hating someone because of differently colored SKIN? It’s beyond cringeworthy that humanity is still this deeply pathetic.
If there are aliens no wonder they haven’t contacted us. It is unbelievable how embarrassing we are.
If there are aliens no wonder they haven’t contacted us. It is unbelievable how embarrassing we are.
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Read, share, and gift banned books. pen.org/banned-books...
Banned Books List 2025 - PEN America
What books are banned in 2025? These are the 11 most banned books of the 2023-2024 school year. The banned books list for 2025 includes "Nineteen Minutes," by Jodi Picoult.
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February 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I’m calm in a crisis and at absolutely no other time
February 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m calm in a crisis and at absolutely no other time
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Them: why are you so stressed
Me: the everything
Me: the everything
February 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Them: why are you so stressed
Me: the everything
Me: the everything
If you're gonna solicit my consent for reserving the right to serve me a light dusting shit with my sandwich, can I at least get it on the side? No? Okay.
February 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you're gonna solicit my consent for reserving the right to serve me a light dusting shit with my sandwich, can I at least get it on the side? No? Okay.
Found this in my lawn a few summers ago. As smelly as you might imagine the devil's dipstick would be. Small. Orange. Mean. Remind you of anyone?
January 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Found this in my lawn a few summers ago. As smelly as you might imagine the devil's dipstick would be. Small. Orange. Mean. Remind you of anyone?
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Psst... wolves are essential. Pass it on 🐺
January 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Psst... wolves are essential. Pass it on 🐺
Ah, yes, exactly what we need: rename the Gulf of Mexico. At last! Finally! Whew, that was close.
January 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ah, yes, exactly what we need: rename the Gulf of Mexico. At last! Finally! Whew, that was close.
Flowers. Eating sunshine and pooping out life-giving oxygen. So smug about it, too.
January 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Flowers. Eating sunshine and pooping out life-giving oxygen. So smug about it, too.
"Suffer joyfully," says the Christ.
I can barely even joy joyfully
I can barely even joy joyfully
January 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Suffer joyfully," says the Christ.
I can barely even joy joyfully
I can barely even joy joyfully