So it's basically an electronic speed controller for a vibrator/milking machine/insert-toy-here, connected to an inflatable butt plug - it measures the pressure in the butt plug, detects involuntary clenching as an orgasm approaches, and stops the stimulation for a bit.

github.com/nogasm/nogasm

Sounds like someone needs to be introduced to the Nogasm?

I just wanted to say thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long time. I saw this last night and was cackling enough that my partner was worried but I had lost the faculty of speech. I couldn't reply until now without uncontrolled laughter again.

8181!

- You are, without doubt, the worst copper merchant I've ever heard of.

- But you have heard of me...

Hey, that's my JFETish!

Oh, Servalan...

Servalan: I'm just the girl next door.
Tarrant: If you were the girl next door, I'd move.
Servalan: Where would you move to, Tarrant?
Tarrant: Next door.

In this heat? (28 degrees in London today! Ugh!) probably not, but maybe when I get back to Scotland!

Absolutely I would! I have deep envy!

OMG GUMMIHAJ

Is it you? Are you the furniture?

*quietly, in the distance*
"Afternoon!"

Oh gods, yes. And the engineering behind some (OK, OK, pretty much *all*) of the devices... *swoons*

Three months! Self-imposed... Trying to decide how to let myself get off when I finally get there. Any suggestions?

Might not be your room... not convinced it was the wrong one though!