This is the perfect place to acid tweet (I say this because I am on acid)

You stab voodoo dolls of your enemies, i kill my enemies by fire and lightning in sims 4, we are not the same

If a different, more charismatic person had taken over Twitter…they could have rallied everyone to buy subscriptions, people could have felt like they were saving Twitter for like $1/m or something, everyone could have felt invested, it could have revitalized the site

Someone just cancelled on me twice and I want to destroy everything they hold dear

All I do in work meetings is gaze at my beautiful face

This app is nice and positive and filled with earnest ideas and convos but let’s be real it’s not funny yet

This app isn’t real until Aella is on it

Sometimes I just need some orange