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Bobson Dugnutt
@gdbyblu.bsky.social
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Procrastinator extraordinaire.
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hazelmonforton.com
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Wes Anderson
Alex looks at her phone and says "it's kinda odd this guy listed his enjoyment of Wes Anderson on his Grindr profile." She leans in close and says "ooo, he sent me a dick photograph." The dick is centred in a square frame. The wall paper in the room has a whimsical checkerboard pattern. It is wreathed by paintings, bookshelves and vases. A cat stretches on the floor.
October 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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onthistangent.bsky.social
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr: Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call. #IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
hello darkness my old friend
Gonzo from the muppets painted with just his head appearing in front of a black field his eyes filled with tears
October 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
2015. An old guy with a soul patch taunts a man with Buddy Holly glasses, a beanie,and a flannel shirt. The old guy says "you lazy Millennials don't wanna work." He smugly leans in and says "all you wann do is avocado toast." The Millennial shakes his skinny fists like antennas toward heaven and says "I swear to God. When I'm in my thirties, I'm gonna be more charitable to young people." It's 2025. The Millennial, 10 years older, says to his friend wearing an Animal Collective shirt "yeah, every Zoomer I've ever met is a braindead piece of shit." She nods in agreement.
July 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
April 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
April 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
Good morning Happy Earth Day
Cloud and Barret sitting in a train. Barret is saying,"People say they love milfs but look how they treat the original milf (mother Earth)
April 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman asks her friend "Hey Shirley, whatcha up to?" Shirley replies "meeting a polycule I matched with on one of the freak apps." A rumbling is heard in this distance as well as a faint "na na na na na". The first woman look nervous. She turns around to reveal the polycule is a massive katamari of human bodies. The music in the background boom NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACY." One of the polycule members points to his mask and says to Shirley "uh... you're not wearing a mask. You said you were COVID conscious."
April 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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slime-golem.biz
Anyone want a copy of Dune?
April 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman confesses to her friend "I love my girlfriend, but the fact that she was raised by whales is causing cultural tension in the relationship." Her friend leans in and asks "is... it the blowhole?" Mildly disgusted, she says "gross, dude. No, it's how she sleeps. Can't get a goddamn wink. At night we see the woman and her girlfriend sleeping together. The stark shadows cast by the moonlight highlights the eerieness of how she sleeps: vertically, in a headstand, arms stiff at her side.
March 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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sean8urson.bsky.social
March 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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mecha-tho.bsky.social
I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!
March 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
2047. A man enter his futuristic home to a partner sporting a mohawk and studded collar, drooling while using a VR headset. The man says "the phosphoric rain is really bad today..." He turns around and shows the damage to his attire "it nearly ate through my hyper hazmat suit..." he continues. His partner lifts his goggles up and says "all we ever talk about is the weather..." He look worried and asks "are we a boring couple?"
March 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
One man angrily shouts "GOON!" Another shouts "NoFap!!!" They start beating the shit out of each other. Suddenly, a light shines down on their awed faces. A radiant angel appears with the words "masturbating a normal amount" above its head.
March 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man reads Moby Dick and says "wow this book is great. I deeply relate to it as a gay man who also has an animal for an enemy." A pigeon taps the glass of the window behind him. It stares vacantly for a second and then calmly utters "I'll kill us both."
March 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A single celled organism watches another single-celled organism divide on a computer screen. It says "my porn addiction is out of control."
March 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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notknz.is.tall.fyi
February 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "shit. my asshole sealed itself up again." His partner lovingly says "here let mere tear you a new one. The partner pinches a patch of anal skin and proceeds to rip the physical paper the makes up the comic because they are cartoon characters. It makes a SHHRIPP noise.
March 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man thinks to himself "if only there was some way to combine my twin passions of Jazz and Hentai." A lightbulb appears apbove his head and he becomes inordinately excited. We smash cut to him at the bar looking dishevelled. He laments to another patron "and that's how I lost all my money developing Bebop-Chan, the erotic Jazz Vtuber." The other patron says "damn bro, you're making me feel better about losing all my shit on Bitcoin."
March 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
March 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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aaronlong.bsky.social
get a load of these doorknobs
March 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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aaronlong.bsky.social
in case you haven't seen the show, please watch Sublo and Tangy Mustard - a long-running indie cartoon made by me about dumb friends who work as mascots for a shitty restaurant www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbIK...
Sublo and Tangy Mustard Teaser
YouTube video by Aaron Long
www.youtube.com
March 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Two men view a pyramid with an eye. A man points out "aw jeez, pyramids with eyes. That always means some sort of elaborate conspiracy going on." Despite being nude, another man reaches into his pocket and RUSTLES around while saying "PSSH, "The Man" floods the mediasphere with eye-pyramids to obscure the true symbol of elite power." The man pulls out his phone to reveal a pyramid with a dick and balls. The first man goes "MY GOD."
March 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM