I be da onlee halper in dis howse. Coco in da down stares, Trixie in da sink, herz wayt fer sink watr. Penny da onlee yusful halper cuz mama brok dis chayr. Herz bery klumsee.

#MamaVeryClumsy
#LoveMamaAnywayz

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This is so true it should be in a textbook about New England geography and culture.

Happy Caturday, all my lost animal friends! We hope to find all of you soon!❤️‍🩹
(Why are videos so short? Cats NEED longer close-ups. They’re DIVAS!)

Penny slept the afternoon away snuggled down in the warmest towels, snatching victory from both Trixie and Coco pebbles.

This little warrior just apprehended a Huge, screamingly grown ass, fully arrogant 🐭, who has been shrouded behind curtains until she was exposed. Madame Maude Mouse was released, evidently breathing to the dismay and disgust of both Penny & Coco. Trixie remained above the fray,on the heety pad.

Trixie loves a ritz cracker, apparently 🤣

I’m named after my brother, not twins…I know,anyway..
If your parents don’t prove you “read all those books”then you can’t win first place. (My closest competitor was 9 books behind.)He was a guy, though, so it was an iffy decision.
Dad arrived with every book,I explained the plot of each.
I won.

For anyone who wants to follow the real Peter Frampton, this is him. The other @mrpeterframpton11 is not, but sends DMs that gave this woman the ick. Still following the amazing guitarist, blocked the ick guy.

Hi, I'm Greg. My 6th grade teacher asked what the name of the sail on the front of a boat was called. I answered, and she yelled "you're wrong"! I was right, she's dead...I win.

@mrpeterframpton.bsky.social just watched your Palace Theater concert from 9/13/24. You, sir, are an inspiration and every bit as good as when I saw you back in '76. Thank you! Fight on!!!

Daddio's little helper, Penny, AKA Penelope Kittlespin.