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How much territory would Diaper Donny hand over in exchange for peace if Mexico invaded Texas? #TangerineTyrant #OrangeOaf #AmericaDeservesBetter #TrumpPedoFiles
August 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
How much territory would Diaper Donny hand over in exchange for peace if Mexico invaded Texas? #TangerineTyrant #OrangeOaf #AmericaDeservesBetter #TrumpPedoFiles
Donald Trump refuses to impose #TrumpTax tariffs on Russia 🇷🇺
Is Trump planning to help Russia with exports to the United States to prop up Vladimir Putin?
Is Trump planning to help Russia with exports to the United States to prop up Vladimir Putin?
April 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Donald Trump refuses to impose #TrumpTax tariffs on Russia 🇷🇺
Is Trump planning to help Russia with exports to the United States to prop up Vladimir Putin?
Is Trump planning to help Russia with exports to the United States to prop up Vladimir Putin?
Americans will be expected to pay 54% more for iPhones than customers in the rest of the world from today.
While Trump believes that iPhones can be manufactured in old steel mills in Pittsburgh, American consumers will be picking up the tab on Trump’s latest cash-grab.
#TrumpTax
While Trump believes that iPhones can be manufactured in old steel mills in Pittsburgh, American consumers will be picking up the tab on Trump’s latest cash-grab.
#TrumpTax
April 3, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Americans will be expected to pay 54% more for iPhones than customers in the rest of the world from today.
While Trump believes that iPhones can be manufactured in old steel mills in Pittsburgh, American consumers will be picking up the tab on Trump’s latest cash-grab.
#TrumpTax
While Trump believes that iPhones can be manufactured in old steel mills in Pittsburgh, American consumers will be picking up the tab on Trump’s latest cash-grab.
#TrumpTax
Is Trump on a campaign to crash the US Economy? 🇺🇸
54% import duty on all Chinese goods being imported to America as of today.
An iPhone made by Foxconn in Shenzhen that cost $999 yesterday will now cost $1,540 from today.
Will Americans stand for this?
54% import duty on all Chinese goods being imported to America as of today.
An iPhone made by Foxconn in Shenzhen that cost $999 yesterday will now cost $1,540 from today.
Will Americans stand for this?
April 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Is Trump on a campaign to crash the US Economy? 🇺🇸
54% import duty on all Chinese goods being imported to America as of today.
An iPhone made by Foxconn in Shenzhen that cost $999 yesterday will now cost $1,540 from today.
Will Americans stand for this?
54% import duty on all Chinese goods being imported to America as of today.
An iPhone made by Foxconn in Shenzhen that cost $999 yesterday will now cost $1,540 from today.
Will Americans stand for this?
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Donald Trump signs executive order declaring all documents signed in the United States with AutoPen are ‘Null and Void’ with retroactive clauses.
Inadvertently this means millions of Americans now free from Trillions of dollars of mortgage payments, credit card debt and student loans.
Donald Trump signs executive order declaring all documents signed in the United States with AutoPen are ‘Null and Void’ with retroactive clauses.
Inadvertently this means millions of Americans now free from Trillions of dollars of mortgage payments, credit card debt and student loans.
March 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Donald Trump signs executive order declaring all documents signed in the United States with AutoPen are ‘Null and Void’ with retroactive clauses.
Inadvertently this means millions of Americans now free from Trillions of dollars of mortgage payments, credit card debt and student loans.
Donald Trump signs executive order declaring all documents signed in the United States with AutoPen are ‘Null and Void’ with retroactive clauses.
Inadvertently this means millions of Americans now free from Trillions of dollars of mortgage payments, credit card debt and student loans.
After single-handedly tanking Tesla sales by shutting down EV charging stations nationwide, Discount Donny was spotted outside the White House, desperately trying to hawk Teslas like a used car salesman who just realized he torched his own lot.
March 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
After single-handedly tanking Tesla sales by shutting down EV charging stations nationwide, Discount Donny was spotted outside the White House, desperately trying to hawk Teslas like a used car salesman who just realized he torched his own lot.
@reformuk.bsky.social Will add £280 every year to all UK household electricity bills to put power cables underground to appease NIMBYs in East Anglia.
March 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
@reformuk.bsky.social Will add £280 every year to all UK household electricity bills to put power cables underground to appease NIMBYs in East Anglia.
🚨 Breaking 🚨
Trump rolls back support for Ukraine to appease Vladimir Putin.
Has Dopey Donney gone all Commie?
Trump rolls back support for Ukraine to appease Vladimir Putin.
Has Dopey Donney gone all Commie?
January 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
🚨 Breaking 🚨
Trump rolls back support for Ukraine to appease Vladimir Putin.
Has Dopey Donney gone all Commie?
Trump rolls back support for Ukraine to appease Vladimir Putin.
Has Dopey Donney gone all Commie?
Trump pardons 1,600 Jan 6th ‘freedom fighters’—who killed 5, injured 174, and attacked democracy—but Luigi Mangione, who shot a health insurance CEO after being denied life-saving coverage, gets no pardon.
Storming the Capitol is patriotic, but targeting corporate greed? That’s crossing the line.
Storming the Capitol is patriotic, but targeting corporate greed? That’s crossing the line.
January 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Trump pardons 1,600 Jan 6th ‘freedom fighters’—who killed 5, injured 174, and attacked democracy—but Luigi Mangione, who shot a health insurance CEO after being denied life-saving coverage, gets no pardon.
Storming the Capitol is patriotic, but targeting corporate greed? That’s crossing the line.
Storming the Capitol is patriotic, but targeting corporate greed? That’s crossing the line.
🚨Breaking News!
Donald Trump unknowingly signed an anti-immigration executive order which requires his wife Melania to return to her Slovenian homeland before 1st February 2025.
It’s unclear at the moment whether this was intentional or a bureaucratic oversight.
More on this story as it comes in…
Donald Trump unknowingly signed an anti-immigration executive order which requires his wife Melania to return to her Slovenian homeland before 1st February 2025.
It’s unclear at the moment whether this was intentional or a bureaucratic oversight.
More on this story as it comes in…
January 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
🚨Breaking News!
Donald Trump unknowingly signed an anti-immigration executive order which requires his wife Melania to return to her Slovenian homeland before 1st February 2025.
It’s unclear at the moment whether this was intentional or a bureaucratic oversight.
More on this story as it comes in…
Donald Trump unknowingly signed an anti-immigration executive order which requires his wife Melania to return to her Slovenian homeland before 1st February 2025.
It’s unclear at the moment whether this was intentional or a bureaucratic oversight.
More on this story as it comes in…
Convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump is FURIOUS that Joe Biden gave a presidential pardon to a family member.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump provides over 1,500 presidential pardons to armed criminals who stormed the capitol and tried to murder his then-vice president Mike Pence.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump provides over 1,500 presidential pardons to armed criminals who stormed the capitol and tried to murder his then-vice president Mike Pence.
January 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump is FURIOUS that Joe Biden gave a presidential pardon to a family member.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump provides over 1,500 presidential pardons to armed criminals who stormed the capitol and tried to murder his then-vice president Mike Pence.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump provides over 1,500 presidential pardons to armed criminals who stormed the capitol and tried to murder his then-vice president Mike Pence.
Perhaps the United States should look to South Korea for guidance on how to handle criminals?
January 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Perhaps the United States should look to South Korea for guidance on how to handle criminals?
🚨 House of Commons bar to close following an alleged drink spiking incident 🚨
Reform UK MPs accused of trying to ‘reform’ happy hour into blackout hour. 🍸📉
👮♂️ Security review pending…
Reform UK MPs accused of trying to ‘reform’ happy hour into blackout hour. 🍸📉
👮♂️ Security review pending…
January 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🚨 House of Commons bar to close following an alleged drink spiking incident 🚨
Reform UK MPs accused of trying to ‘reform’ happy hour into blackout hour. 🍸📉
👮♂️ Security review pending…
Reform UK MPs accused of trying to ‘reform’ happy hour into blackout hour. 🍸📉
👮♂️ Security review pending…
Elon Musk, now suddenly concerned about ‘grooming gangs,’ might want to reflect on his own party guest lists.
Accusing others of moral failings while posing with Ghislaine Maxwell?
That’s some next-level hypocrisy. #GlassHouses #Irony
Accusing others of moral failings while posing with Ghislaine Maxwell?
That’s some next-level hypocrisy. #GlassHouses #Irony
January 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Elon Musk, now suddenly concerned about ‘grooming gangs,’ might want to reflect on his own party guest lists.
Accusing others of moral failings while posing with Ghislaine Maxwell?
That’s some next-level hypocrisy. #GlassHouses #Irony
Accusing others of moral failings while posing with Ghislaine Maxwell?
That’s some next-level hypocrisy. #GlassHouses #Irony
Ah, so free speech is only free until someone claims Liz Truss ‘crashed the economy.’ Perhaps she’ll next argue that the mini-budget was just an abstract art performance titled ‘Fiscal Chaos.’ #FreeSpeechForSome
January 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Ah, so free speech is only free until someone claims Liz Truss ‘crashed the economy.’ Perhaps she’ll next argue that the mini-budget was just an abstract art performance titled ‘Fiscal Chaos.’ #FreeSpeechForSome
Has anyone seen Nigel Farage today?
January 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Has anyone seen Nigel Farage today?
Nigel Farage, known for fooling people to back Brexit to escape ‘unelected foreign bureaucrats,’ now rolls out the red carpet for unelected foreign bureaucrat Elon Musk to turn Britain into the 51st state.
Farewell £, hello $
($100 million to be precise!)
Farewell £, hello $
($100 million to be precise!)
January 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Nigel Farage, known for fooling people to back Brexit to escape ‘unelected foreign bureaucrats,’ now rolls out the red carpet for unelected foreign bureaucrat Elon Musk to turn Britain into the 51st state.
Farewell £, hello $
($100 million to be precise!)
Farewell £, hello $
($100 million to be precise!)
Lee ‘30p’ Anderson would’ve skipped the Battle of the Somme, claiming the medal ribbons were too ‘woke.’
Let’s be honest—he’d probably have been more comfortable fighting with the other side anyway.
#30pLee #HistoryRewritten
Let’s be honest—he’d probably have been more comfortable fighting with the other side anyway.
#30pLee #HistoryRewritten
December 9, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Lee ‘30p’ Anderson would’ve skipped the Battle of the Somme, claiming the medal ribbons were too ‘woke.’
Let’s be honest—he’d probably have been more comfortable fighting with the other side anyway.
#30pLee #HistoryRewritten
Let’s be honest—he’d probably have been more comfortable fighting with the other side anyway.
#30pLee #HistoryRewritten
Donald Trump: “The Second Amendment and the Constitution is sacred and must never be altered!”
Also Donald Trump: “Let’s change the Constitution to stop birthright citizenship.”
Consistency has left the chat.
#ConstitutionalHypocrisy #TrumpLogic
Also Donald Trump: “Let’s change the Constitution to stop birthright citizenship.”
Consistency has left the chat.
#ConstitutionalHypocrisy #TrumpLogic
December 9, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Donald Trump: “The Second Amendment and the Constitution is sacred and must never be altered!”
Also Donald Trump: “Let’s change the Constitution to stop birthright citizenship.”
Consistency has left the chat.
#ConstitutionalHypocrisy #TrumpLogic
Also Donald Trump: “Let’s change the Constitution to stop birthright citizenship.”
Consistency has left the chat.
#ConstitutionalHypocrisy #TrumpLogic
Dinosaurs aren’t extinct; they’re just writing columns for the Daily Mail. Richard Littlejohn alone proves the T-Rex never needed to evolve—just swap the claws for a keyboard and keep complaining about modernity 🫠
December 5, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Dinosaurs aren’t extinct; they’re just writing columns for the Daily Mail. Richard Littlejohn alone proves the T-Rex never needed to evolve—just swap the claws for a keyboard and keep complaining about modernity 🫠
Nigel Farage declares war on ‘small boats’ but gets confused when the UK Border Force shows up.
‘A boat’s a boat!’ he mutters as he reloads.
‘A boat’s a boat!’ he mutters as he reloads.
December 5, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Nigel Farage declares war on ‘small boats’ but gets confused when the UK Border Force shows up.
‘A boat’s a boat!’ he mutters as he reloads.
‘A boat’s a boat!’ he mutters as he reloads.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨Video from 2011 shows Jeremy Clarkson claiming he’d “Have them all shot in front of their families” referring to workers who went on strike and protested in London, blocking roads.
Thank God they didn’t have tractors with them…
youtu.be/NuuDnqSPnhA
Thank God they didn’t have tractors with them…
youtu.be/NuuDnqSPnhA
Jeremy Clarkson on public sector strikes | The One Show - November 30th
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December 1, 2024 at 4:46 PM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨Video from 2011 shows Jeremy Clarkson claiming he’d “Have them all shot in front of their families” referring to workers who went on strike and protested in London, blocking roads.
Thank God they didn’t have tractors with them…
youtu.be/NuuDnqSPnhA
Thank God they didn’t have tractors with them…
youtu.be/NuuDnqSPnhA
🚨 BREAKING:
Clacton constituents amongst the highest % of voters to sign petition for another general election.
Are they already regretting voting for Nigel Farage as their MP?
Clacton constituents amongst the highest % of voters to sign petition for another general election.
Are they already regretting voting for Nigel Farage as their MP?
November 24, 2024 at 3:55 PM
🚨 BREAKING:
Clacton constituents amongst the highest % of voters to sign petition for another general election.
Are they already regretting voting for Nigel Farage as their MP?
Clacton constituents amongst the highest % of voters to sign petition for another general election.
Are they already regretting voting for Nigel Farage as their MP?
800,000 sign a petition for another General Election, and it’s called a ‘skyrocketing backlash.’ Meanwhile, millions of rejoin voters have been ignored since 2016. Guess democracy is only urgent when it’s convenient. #BrokenPromises #WhatAboutRejoin
November 24, 2024 at 2:40 PM
800,000 sign a petition for another General Election, and it’s called a ‘skyrocketing backlash.’ Meanwhile, millions of rejoin voters have been ignored since 2016. Guess democracy is only urgent when it’s convenient. #BrokenPromises #WhatAboutRejoin
Jeremy Clarkson, the man who bought a £4.25m farm specifically to avoid inheritance tax, is now leading a protest against… inheritance tax. It’s peak “rich guy logic”—gaming the system and then playing the victim when asked to contribute fairly. Hypocrisy never looked so bucolic! #InheritanceTax
November 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Jeremy Clarkson, the man who bought a £4.25m farm specifically to avoid inheritance tax, is now leading a protest against… inheritance tax. It’s peak “rich guy logic”—gaming the system and then playing the victim when asked to contribute fairly. Hypocrisy never looked so bucolic! #InheritanceTax