i will eat ur dreams
LightNews LightNews
gaysithis.bsky.social
i will eat ur dreams
@gaysithis.bsky.social
68 followers 87 following 21 posts
28 uk too tired for this
Posts Replies Media Videos
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
theonion.com
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters
Trump Claims He Can't Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters
WASHINGTON—Stressing that it was unrealistic to think he would recollect one such letter out of the vast number he has written in his lifetime, President Donald Trump told reporters Tuesday that he sh...
theonion.com
September 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
gaysithis.bsky.social
watching jurassic world for the first time and getting so mad about the lack of enrichment in indominus rex’s enclosure
June 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
devononearth.bsky.social
Wife just found out about knotting
January 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
gaysithis.bsky.social
bad phones go in the rubber bander
January 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
tommchenry.bsky.social
the pact
PANEL 1: A pig in an empty green space. PIG: "Last night I dreamed I was one of the main gang on Seinfeld. It was Jerry and Elaine and George and Kramer and lil' ol' me." PANEL 2: The pig is sitting (in color) in the iconic Monk's Cafe from the television show Seinfeld alongside the show's characters (in lineart only). PIG (v.o.): "They even had an extra chair at the iconic diner booth for me now." PANEL 3: George close up. PIG (v.o.): "And they came to me with their/our suicide pact --" GEORGE: "A *real* pact -- not one of those that *some people* always wriggle out of!" PANEL 4: Jerry putting his arms up in surrender. PIG (v.o.): "The 90s will never come back, they said. They said the acid of their observational irony had eaten away everything of value: love, friendship, sex, community, essential government services..." JERRY: Alright, alright--*no wriggling*!" PANEL 5: Kramer gently patting the pig's arm. PIG (v.o.): "All that remained was to diminish and go into the west." KRAMER: "Let's all slide through this last door together. I'm too weak to go alone."
January 31, 2025 at 6:53 AM
gaysithis.bsky.social
yall know what time it iiiiisssss
coffee table set up with various tools, components and refreshments, plus one broken phone
January 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
oddoblivion.bsky.social
Since sims1 is rereleasing today.

All the cc you could ever want:
(This is someone’s 20 year old collection)
simfileshare.net/folder/166957/

How to install mods:

www.parsimonious.org/support/sims...
January 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
driftwould.bsky.social
This is so goddamn funny
January 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
capernica.avoids.work
Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
kuntieplopkins.bsky.social
Time to post this again
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
elfprince13.mumak.app
New Zealand implies the existence of Old Apathyand.
January 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
junlper.beer
they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves
January 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
markpopham.bsky.social
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
oddoblivion.bsky.social
Dr. came in and said “Are you claustrophobic?” and I said “no???” and he said “okay good” and left.
They’re gonna put me in the fucking device.
January 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
oh cecilians!
you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence baby!

oh you are not
a worm or a snake
its a common mistake for
CECILLIANS
OOOOH
OOWOOAAH
A photo of a Cecilian. Which is an amphibian! Like a salamander or a frog!
January 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
gaysithis.bsky.social
January 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Al Pacino as Michael Corleone saying his famous line from The Godfather Part III, “Argh! I can't stop being a gangster! I'm cuckoo for crime! Loopy for larceny!”
January 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
jonbois.bsky.social
the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does
January 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Very exciting! SpaceX are now one step closer to their goal of a manned spaceflight with a 100% fatality rate
bnonews.com BNO News @bnonews.com · Jan 16
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
kimkelly.bsky.social
fuck A.I.
all my homies hate A.I.
January 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
austinwalker.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
priscillapage.bsky.social
was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch
"Forty-two years ago, for reasons beyond my comprehension, David Lynch plucked me out of obscurity to star in his first and last big budget movie. He clearly saw something in me that even I didn’t recognize. I owe my entire career, and life really, to his vision. What I saw in him was an enigmatic and intuitive man with a creative ocean bursting forth inside of him. He was in touch with something the rest of us wish we could get to. Our friendship blossomed on Blue Velvet and then Twin Peaks and I always found him to be the most authentically alive person I’d ever met. David was in tune with the universe and his own imagination on a level that seemed to be the best version of human. He was not interested in answers because he understood that questions are the drive that make us who we are. They are our breath. While the world has lost a remarkable artist, I’ve lost a dear friend who imagined a future for me and allowed me to travel in worlds I could never have conceived on my own. I can see him now, standing up to greet me in his backyard, with a warm smile and big hug and that Great Plains honk of a voice. We’d talk coffee, the joy of the unexpected, the beauty of the world, and laugh. His love for me and mine for him came out of the cosmic fate of two people who saw the best things about themselves in each other. I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he’s gone. David, I remain forever changed, and forever your Kale. Thank you for everything."
January 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
sarahjones.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by i will eat ur dreams
pixelatedboat.bsky.social
My big project for 2025 is that I’m going to finally solve the famous “Jack the Ripper” murders. I’ll start by travelling to London to interview the surviving witnesses, then go to the crime scenes to dust for prints.
January 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM