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Gregor Calder
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Once shat in a badgers den. Heart of Midlothian 🇱🇻🇱🇻
Gorgie bound after tanning my bum cheeks in Mauritius for two weeks. Come on the famous.
July 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Might just listen to Take That’s version of Smells Like Teen Spirit to cheer me up, after watching that Hearts performance today.
April 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Alexa, locate me a website that provides indecent images of Pat Sharpes mullet.
March 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Anyone know where you can buy old school Y Fronts?
January 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Just fired on my daughters Little Mermaid face mask to help the wrinkles caused by watching the Hearts game
January 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Forgot how fucked up Napoleon Dynamite is. Love that shit.
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January 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My dog hates me right now. Might stick a carrot up my arse
January 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
HARVEY PRICEEEEEEE
January 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Just spewed my load after a redneck piss up in my village hall. Might just have a wank or just eat a packet of Monster Munch, undecided yet. Weebadeeba Cottoneye Joeeeee
January 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Happy new year muthafugas
January 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Whiskey is the devil
January 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Out of office is on and getting ready for my first European adventure away with the Jambos to Copenhagen
December 10, 2024 at 4:56 PM