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@gaugebosons.bsky.social
he/him. 30s. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️. my brain is weird, so is my body. current interests: dead boy detectives, hazbin & helluva, witchy stuff, politics, gay shit. sounds "fruity as hell". minors dnf. shop/art bsky: @sunstonesandwich.bsky.social
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If there's one thing people with diabetes and extraordinarily high metabolisms DON'T need, it's food.
July 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If there's one thing people with diabetes and extraordinarily high metabolisms DON'T need, it's food.
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Brb trying to turn people gay
OPM states that it is OK for federal employees to religiously proselytize their coworkers *or the public* while on duty, or for supervisors to ask their subordinates to join them in prayer in the workplace.
www.govexec.com/workforce/20...
www.govexec.com/workforce/20...
Trump administration reminds federal employees they can proselytize in the office
Supervisors can solicit employees to attend their church, OPM says in new guidance.
www.govexec.com
July 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Brb trying to turn people gay
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i can't believe this
July 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i can't believe this
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July 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Chat GPT is not a search engine. Cha
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Once again I am begging everyone to understand that climate change and trans rights are not separate issues
July 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Once again I am begging everyone to understand that climate change and trans rights are not separate issues
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noticing a pattern of libs siding with transphobic democrats like gavin newsom cuz they think trans people aren't a big enough issue to go to bat for and then absolutely crashing out at the pushback against newsom as they realize in real time that everyone with influence on this site is trans
July 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
noticing a pattern of libs siding with transphobic democrats like gavin newsom cuz they think trans people aren't a big enough issue to go to bat for and then absolutely crashing out at the pushback against newsom as they realize in real time that everyone with influence on this site is trans
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“leftists are purity testing gavin newsom” dawg he wants me dead
July 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“leftists are purity testing gavin newsom” dawg he wants me dead
Popping out from inside my blanket fort to say
THANK YOU, DUCHESS BUNE, for answering my petition so quickly and for going above and beyond! You've always been so good to me, even tho I'm new and unskilled. I'm so grateful for all you've given me.
And I don't care who knows it! 🍊🧡🐉💚
THANK YOU, DUCHESS BUNE, for answering my petition so quickly and for going above and beyond! You've always been so good to me, even tho I'm new and unskilled. I'm so grateful for all you've given me.
And I don't care who knows it! 🍊🧡🐉💚
July 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Popping out from inside my blanket fort to say
THANK YOU, DUCHESS BUNE, for answering my petition so quickly and for going above and beyond! You've always been so good to me, even tho I'm new and unskilled. I'm so grateful for all you've given me.
And I don't care who knows it! 🍊🧡🐉💚
THANK YOU, DUCHESS BUNE, for answering my petition so quickly and for going above and beyond! You've always been so good to me, even tho I'm new and unskilled. I'm so grateful for all you've given me.
And I don't care who knows it! 🍊🧡🐉💚
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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hi, cis folks!
the GOP put the all-ages trans medicaid ban back in the budget, despite it being struck. they did it to force dems to challenge it on the floor.
if you've been paying attention, you know dems need to hear you want them to actually stand up to the GOP. contact info at reps.fyi 🧵
the GOP put the all-ages trans medicaid ban back in the budget, despite it being struck. they did it to force dems to challenge it on the floor.
if you've been paying attention, you know dems need to hear you want them to actually stand up to the GOP. contact info at reps.fyi 🧵
June 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
hi, cis folks!
the GOP put the all-ages trans medicaid ban back in the budget, despite it being struck. they did it to force dems to challenge it on the floor.
if you've been paying attention, you know dems need to hear you want them to actually stand up to the GOP. contact info at reps.fyi 🧵
the GOP put the all-ages trans medicaid ban back in the budget, despite it being struck. they did it to force dems to challenge it on the floor.
if you've been paying attention, you know dems need to hear you want them to actually stand up to the GOP. contact info at reps.fyi 🧵
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I have beaten
the sex pest
who was in
the primary
and who
you were probably
endorsing
for Mayor
Forgive me
he was disgusting
so perverted
and so old
the sex pest
who was in
the primary
and who
you were probably
endorsing
for Mayor
Forgive me
he was disgusting
so perverted
and so old
June 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I have beaten
the sex pest
who was in
the primary
and who
you were probably
endorsing
for Mayor
Forgive me
he was disgusting
so perverted
and so old
the sex pest
who was in
the primary
and who
you were probably
endorsing
for Mayor
Forgive me
he was disgusting
so perverted
and so old
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you can't draw a lot of conclusions from a single race. there are external factors, flawed candidates, the right political climate. but one conclusion you can absolutely draw is that all of the people who tell you that there's only one way things can be are fucking wrong
June 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
you can't draw a lot of conclusions from a single race. there are external factors, flawed candidates, the right political climate. but one conclusion you can absolutely draw is that all of the people who tell you that there's only one way things can be are fucking wrong
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Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.
June 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.
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We are posting this placard at all of our offices and asking our union contract farms to post as well.
We encourage our friends to put up similar placards at their business as immigration agents do not have the right to go on private property without permission.
We encourage our friends to put up similar placards at their business as immigration agents do not have the right to go on private property without permission.
June 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We are posting this placard at all of our offices and asking our union contract farms to post as well.
We encourage our friends to put up similar placards at their business as immigration agents do not have the right to go on private property without permission.
We encourage our friends to put up similar placards at their business as immigration agents do not have the right to go on private property without permission.
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"I asked ChatGPT and—" Good for you but I asked Paimon, King of Hell who rules 200 legions of demons, who roared with a great voice until he was compelled to answer clearly, and he taught me all arts, philosophies, and sciences, and secret things, the mysteries of the Earth, and all I wanted to know
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"I asked ChatGPT and—" Good for you but I asked Paimon, King of Hell who rules 200 legions of demons, who roared with a great voice until he was compelled to answer clearly, and he taught me all arts, philosophies, and sciences, and secret things, the mysteries of the Earth, and all I wanted to know
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Time to re-up this little ditty about how to make your Venmo more private. Remember that digital security is not just about protecting yourself, it makes your entire community safer
June 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Time to re-up this little ditty about how to make your Venmo more private. Remember that digital security is not just about protecting yourself, it makes your entire community safer
Shoutout to my pain center for always using my correct pronouns, regardless of how much effort I'm putting into passing. Today I was a sweaty blob with tits and they used he/him when referring to me EVERY TIME!
It's impossible to get ahold of them, but by god, they're trans allies.
It's impossible to get ahold of them, but by god, they're trans allies.
June 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Shoutout to my pain center for always using my correct pronouns, regardless of how much effort I'm putting into passing. Today I was a sweaty blob with tits and they used he/him when referring to me EVERY TIME!
It's impossible to get ahold of them, but by god, they're trans allies.
It's impossible to get ahold of them, but by god, they're trans allies.
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Largest trans survey ever finds the top reason transgender people stop transitioning is transphobia
“In almost every single case, the reason was anti-trans discrimination in the form of pressure to ‘detransition’ from one’s family, friends, or community,” the survey found.
“In almost every single case, the reason was anti-trans discrimination in the form of pressure to ‘detransition’ from one’s family, friends, or community,” the survey found.
Largest trans survey ever finds the top reason transgender people stop transitioning is transphobia
“In almost every single case, the reason was anti-trans discrimination in the form of pressure to ‘detransition’ from one’s family, friends, or community,” the survey found.
www.advocate.com
June 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Largest trans survey ever finds the top reason transgender people stop transitioning is transphobia
“In almost every single case, the reason was anti-trans discrimination in the form of pressure to ‘detransition’ from one’s family, friends, or community,” the survey found.
“In almost every single case, the reason was anti-trans discrimination in the form of pressure to ‘detransition’ from one’s family, friends, or community,” the survey found.
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this is DELIGHTFUL
Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.
June 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
this is DELIGHTFUL
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"male loneliness epidemic" I dunno man, go see if your community theater production of Annie needs a stagehand. join a neighborhood sports league. join a political advocacy group in your neighborhood. the world will never come to you, so you will have to go to the world.
June 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"male loneliness epidemic" I dunno man, go see if your community theater production of Annie needs a stagehand. join a neighborhood sports league. join a political advocacy group in your neighborhood. the world will never come to you, so you will have to go to the world.
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I met my high school girlfriend in a Boys and Girls Club drama production. I met my wife volunteering in the box office of an off-off-broadway show. Theater is right there, fellas.
the right won't tell you this because they want your money, but the best way to get a girlfriend as a young man is to be a straight guy who likes musical theater.
June 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I met my high school girlfriend in a Boys and Girls Club drama production. I met my wife volunteering in the box office of an off-off-broadway show. Theater is right there, fellas.