Gator Loki
@gatorloki.bsky.social
www.chicagomag.com/dining-drink... I’m glad someone is brave enough to take a stand against the scourge of “we like to do things family style”/“we recommend three or four dishes per person”. Sometimes I just want my own dish. Thank you @jdkess.bsky.social for your courage
Can We Stop With the Sharing?
Our critic laments the ways that sharing-only restaurants are ruining the experience.
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March 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
www.chicagomag.com/dining-drink... I’m glad someone is brave enough to take a stand against the scourge of “we like to do things family style”/“we recommend three or four dishes per person”. Sometimes I just want my own dish. Thank you @jdkess.bsky.social for your courage
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Republicans: [hands giant piece of their constitutional authority and dignity to Trump]
Trump: [cackling, starts to walk off]
A DOOR SLAMS OPEN. The DEMOCRATS are standing tall in the door, their shadows cast long and defiant.
Chuck Schumer: STOP!
Trump: ?
Schumer: you forgot this piece
Trump: [cackling, starts to walk off]
A DOOR SLAMS OPEN. The DEMOCRATS are standing tall in the door, their shadows cast long and defiant.
Chuck Schumer: STOP!
Trump: ?
Schumer: you forgot this piece
March 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Republicans: [hands giant piece of their constitutional authority and dignity to Trump]
Trump: [cackling, starts to walk off]
A DOOR SLAMS OPEN. The DEMOCRATS are standing tall in the door, their shadows cast long and defiant.
Chuck Schumer: STOP!
Trump: ?
Schumer: you forgot this piece
Trump: [cackling, starts to walk off]
A DOOR SLAMS OPEN. The DEMOCRATS are standing tall in the door, their shadows cast long and defiant.
Chuck Schumer: STOP!
Trump: ?
Schumer: you forgot this piece
I have stolen
the gold
that was in
Fort Knox
and which
you were probably
saving
for the economy
Forgive me
they were valuable
so shiny
and unguarded
the gold
that was in
Fort Knox
and which
you were probably
saving
for the economy
Forgive me
they were valuable
so shiny
and unguarded
Trump: "We've actually going to Ft Knox to see if the gold is there. Because maybe somebody stole the gold. Tons of gold."
February 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I have stolen
the gold
that was in
Fort Knox
and which
you were probably
saving
for the economy
Forgive me
they were valuable
so shiny
and unguarded
the gold
that was in
Fort Knox
and which
you were probably
saving
for the economy
Forgive me
they were valuable
so shiny
and unguarded