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GatorGoatJohnny
@gatorgoatjohnny.bsky.social
33 || He/him || MLP YouTuber || ACAB || BLM
PFP: @pfeffaroo.bsky.social || Banner: @BlitzyPegasus.bsky.social || Making videos at: https://www.youtube.com/@gatorgoatjohnny
I gotta wonder if that “don’t rock the boat” strategy is even worth it when his video about the *fourth-biggest film opening EVER* can’t even get 5% of his subscribers to come watch it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
[CW: Mentions of sexual assault]

Shoutout to that one time I talked about Mare Fair being the absolute worst pony convention, and one guy's response was to falsely accuse me of sexual assault. Only the best people over there. /s
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dealing with PCD in completely normal ways.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When your girlfriend has the zoomies. (She just needs to fly it out and she'll be fine.)
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
New video dropping tomorrow, where I go over the frankly ludicrous amount of of really cool stuff I’m doing at Ponyville Ciderfest. Animation, interview, roleplay, game show, I’ve got you covered! (Art by @baja.bsky.social) #PVCF25
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Growing up means realizing that this was the best scene in "Jurassic Park".
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Do you sell a unique MLP item? I want to feature your work in "The Pony is Right", my and @brassscribe.bsky.social's Price is Right panel at Ponyville Ciderfest in one week! Drop a link to something you sell, and I'll try to feature it in our panel. #PVCF25 #MLP
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Half-Off is super underrated, I had to show it some love.
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Watching old seasons of The Amazing Race, and Zach (Flo and Zach, TAR 3, 2002) is a literal clone of Cole Donnerstag. It’s so freaky, even down to the accent. Wonder what he did with all that money.
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I also couldn't resist the urge to give "Cliff Hangers" a Daring Do skin. ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Dumb things are happening at Ponyville Ciderfest. Come check out "The Pony is Right" next Sunday in Milwaukee! #PVCF25
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Shuffle loves games (this is the only photo we have of him sitting still) (Art by @pfeffaroo.bsky.social).
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My schedule for Ponyville Ciderfest is now out! I have a lot of stuff you can check out, including "MLP: Reanimated", "The Pony is Right", the premiere of "Survivor Equestria", and "Trot Ones", a hot sauce-fueled interview with several of the Community Guests. See you in a couple weeks! #PVCF25
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The animators from the upcoming MLP: Reanimated are absolutely sick of having to listen to the same 1.5 lines of dialogue literally hundreds of times, and it's starting to get to them. #MLPReanimated #mlp #PVCF25
November 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
So Brass Scribe and I are doing a Price is Right panel at Ciderfest. #PVCF25
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancée” (2004) is an amalgamation of every writer’s worst instincts. An aggressively mean-spirited show that is nearly impossible to watch at times. These kinds of “gotcha” premises were on their way out already in 2004, and absolutely terrible coverage brings nothing new.
November 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“Mad Mad House” (2004), is a sensationalist excuse to show off alternative lifestyles (nudism, Wicca, body modification, pretending to be a vampire) that styles itself as a “30 Days” immersion contest, despite having atrocious production values and zero preproduction. Fiona Horne is a terrible host.
November 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
In prepping Survivor: Equestria, I *might* have put Trixie and Cozy Glow on the same tribe. They will either be best friends, or they will eat each other alive. #mlp
October 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Less than an hour after this story went live, Neighcon nuked their entire Bluesky prescence. You’re not welcome here anyway.
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I really need to talk about Cheerilee some time. She’s such a good teacher, and she puts up with so much crap. 💕 #mlp
October 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000” is one of those episodes I could spend 20 minutes gushing about on its own. There’s so much going on there. #mlp
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm working on some new business cards for Ciderfest with a QR code to a public survey you can take asking: "Who is a Villain?". I'm really excited to get some good data. (Art by @beatlinked.bsky.social)
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Old art by @erin-erikard.bsky.social from that time we almost bought a $1,100 slowpoke bean bag.
October 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
More stuff came in for the Ciderfest panels I pitched! 39 days to go!
October 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM