ray of moonlight
@gaterhouser.bsky.social
im not trying to, you know, poke fun at anything
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if i had lived in 3000 BC i would’ve been pretty laid back about the sun, the sky, the moon, things of that nature
March 2, 2024 at 5:26 PM
if i had lived in 3000 BC i would’ve been pretty laid back about the sun, the sky, the moon, things of that nature
tab check drop em
July 17, 2023 at 2:53 PM
tab check drop em
the dick riding is chicanerous
July 12, 2023 at 6:03 PM
the dick riding is chicanerous
three hours of free time before work
July 12, 2023 at 12:21 PM
three hours of free time before work
id rather be tending my sheep
July 11, 2023 at 12:51 PM
id rather be tending my sheep
for my next trick i need a very large gun and three hundred rounds of ammunition
July 11, 2023 at 3:09 AM
for my next trick i need a very large gun and three hundred rounds of ammunition
my johnson is embroiled in a situation that i cant help him with
July 11, 2023 at 3:05 AM
my johnson is embroiled in a situation that i cant help him with
hitting a perfect uppercut and it makes the ka ching sound from looney tunes
July 11, 2023 at 3:04 AM
hitting a perfect uppercut and it makes the ka ching sound from looney tunes
you dont hear about people dying of autoerotic asphyxiation anymore
July 11, 2023 at 12:04 AM
you dont hear about people dying of autoerotic asphyxiation anymore
crust punk band called the Up Against The Wall MotherFuckers
July 10, 2023 at 6:49 PM
crust punk band called the Up Against The Wall MotherFuckers
next time a customer is rude to me im gonna call them a bitch
July 9, 2023 at 8:52 PM
next time a customer is rude to me im gonna call them a bitch
people dont use saddam hussein as an example of evil anymore whats up with that
July 9, 2023 at 12:08 PM
people dont use saddam hussein as an example of evil anymore whats up with that
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so chill they call me john bellamy coaster
July 6, 2023 at 1:36 PM
so chill they call me john bellamy coaster
john bellamy poster but he works the brunch line with me john bellamy toaster
July 6, 2023 at 12:37 PM
john bellamy poster but he works the brunch line with me john bellamy toaster
breaks are for bitches says the guy who's about to take a 47 minute lunch
July 6, 2023 at 2:49 AM
breaks are for bitches says the guy who's about to take a 47 minute lunch
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My views on woodland creatures were taken out of context. I think they are lovely I've even had the pleasure to call some of them my friends. I simply think that they don't deserve the same rights as humans. Magical or not.
July 5, 2023 at 9:47 AM
My views on woodland creatures were taken out of context. I think they are lovely I've even had the pleasure to call some of them my friends. I simply think that they don't deserve the same rights as humans. Magical or not.
sip my shit portuguese smoke my shit its moroccan
July 5, 2023 at 12:29 AM
sip my shit portuguese smoke my shit its moroccan
papi needs a beer pronto
July 4, 2023 at 10:08 PM
papi needs a beer pronto
ive put twitter clob onto a blender and emulsified his ass into bluesky clob
July 4, 2023 at 9:35 PM
ive put twitter clob onto a blender and emulsified his ass into bluesky clob
lovingly shoving you into a locker so hard your dental apparatus snaps
July 4, 2023 at 8:53 PM
lovingly shoving you into a locker so hard your dental apparatus snaps
they put my johnson in a contraption
July 4, 2023 at 12:49 PM
they put my johnson in a contraption
stan acoustic piano cover 😐
July 3, 2023 at 9:14 PM
stan acoustic piano cover 😐
guys love getting drunk and texting pretty girls shit like "i just made some boss enchiladas im beastin the salsa verde"
July 3, 2023 at 6:45 PM
guys love getting drunk and texting pretty girls shit like "i just made some boss enchiladas im beastin the salsa verde"
dreamt of a one litre beer can called "the big one"
July 3, 2023 at 12:45 PM
dreamt of a one litre beer can called "the big one"