Jeremiah Gassensmith
@gassensmith.net
Prof working at the intersection of bio and crystals. Vaccines, Imaging, and Smart Biomaterials. FRSC, Humboldt Scholar, Assoc Editor Chemistry Engineering Journal, Aspie♾, Texas BBQ enthusiast. 🏳️🌈
ChatGPT is such a great teacher…
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ChatGPT is such a great teacher…
Huh. Conservative/Reform Voters in the UK are more racist than MAGA voters in the US. By quite a bit…
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Huh. Conservative/Reform Voters in the UK are more racist than MAGA voters in the US. By quite a bit…
If you see this, post a bridge
September 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
If you see this, post a bridge
Oh God... my perfect lab report in instrumental analysis... cut down so young, face in the mud with a B...over calling the AA a machine—such needless brutality.
May God forgive you, Dr Peters, because I will not.
May God forgive you, Dr Peters, because I will not.
September 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Oh God... my perfect lab report in instrumental analysis... cut down so young, face in the mud with a B...over calling the AA a machine—such needless brutality.
May God forgive you, Dr Peters, because I will not.
May God forgive you, Dr Peters, because I will not.
True, though, it was more a commentary on the absurdity of American (and Texan in particular) sized portions that are available in a regular grocery store. I have one of these in my freezer at home (I have a separate freezer for meat, natch)
September 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
True, though, it was more a commentary on the absurdity of American (and Texan in particular) sized portions that are available in a regular grocery store. I have one of these in my freezer at home (I have a separate freezer for meat, natch)
Talking at BBPore in Graz today on how the metals in MOFs can be used in immunology.
September 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Talking at BBPore in Graz today on how the metals in MOFs can be used in immunology.
It had to think about this for 12 seconds before coming to the completely wrong answer.
I’m 100% going to fuck up the first AI drive-thru I find.
I’m 100% going to fuck up the first AI drive-thru I find.
September 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It had to think about this for 12 seconds before coming to the completely wrong answer.
I’m 100% going to fuck up the first AI drive-thru I find.
I’m 100% going to fuck up the first AI drive-thru I find.
WHAT A BRILLIANT BUSINESS MOVE
August 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
WHAT A BRILLIANT BUSINESS MOVE
WTF is this, Grammarly? What is an Ovalbumen? OVALBMEN with an E?
August 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
WTF is this, Grammarly? What is an Ovalbumen? OVALBMEN with an E?
Grammarly has gotten very, very bad.
August 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Grammarly has gotten very, very bad.
Finished the Eu4MOFs conference in Krakow, a joint academic and industry meeting bringing together (pretty much excclusively) European companies and researchers to try to bridge the scary jump from bench to consumer of MOFs. Dariusz Matoga (Jagiellonian University) hosted a beautiful conference
June 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Finished the Eu4MOFs conference in Krakow, a joint academic and industry meeting bringing together (pretty much excclusively) European companies and researchers to try to bridge the scary jump from bench to consumer of MOFs. Dariusz Matoga (Jagiellonian University) hosted a beautiful conference
Much is said about Europe's affordable healthcare, but its very affordable concert tickets are totally unsung. I took my son to a concert and bought two tickets for 180 eurobucks that would have cost almost $700 in the US.
June 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Much is said about Europe's affordable healthcare, but its very affordable concert tickets are totally unsung. I took my son to a concert and bought two tickets for 180 eurobucks that would have cost almost $700 in the US.
That temp is straight fatal for some people.
June 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
That temp is straight fatal for some people.
Ein Dreibein-Grill. A German style grill. How did I not know Northern Europe has its own grill culture with its own grill? Yall been holding back with the grillparty tweets.
June 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ein Dreibein-Grill. A German style grill. How did I not know Northern Europe has its own grill culture with its own grill? Yall been holding back with the grillparty tweets.
lol omg noooooo I’ve never been this attacked by toilet hygiene products.
Millennial (‘81 to ‘96) scented toilet balls. The uncanny scent of unwashed JNKO jeans, Yankee Candles, and CK One, right in your toilet, where those smells belong.
They even have a flip phone!
Millennial (‘81 to ‘96) scented toilet balls. The uncanny scent of unwashed JNKO jeans, Yankee Candles, and CK One, right in your toilet, where those smells belong.
They even have a flip phone!
June 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
lol omg noooooo I’ve never been this attacked by toilet hygiene products.
Millennial (‘81 to ‘96) scented toilet balls. The uncanny scent of unwashed JNKO jeans, Yankee Candles, and CK One, right in your toilet, where those smells belong.
They even have a flip phone!
Millennial (‘81 to ‘96) scented toilet balls. The uncanny scent of unwashed JNKO jeans, Yankee Candles, and CK One, right in your toilet, where those smells belong.
They even have a flip phone!
ich beschränke mich meiner Gesundheit zuliebe auf ein Bier.
June 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ich beschränke mich meiner Gesundheit zuliebe auf ein Bier.
The Hopistal at RWTH Aachen University (Uniklinik) has that so-ugly-it’s-cute vibe.
Amongst its many questionable design choices… it has carpet. The hospital has carpet! Carpet! In a clinic!
Carpet!!!
Amongst its many questionable design choices… it has carpet. The hospital has carpet! Carpet! In a clinic!
Carpet!!!
June 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The Hopistal at RWTH Aachen University (Uniklinik) has that so-ugly-it’s-cute vibe.
Amongst its many questionable design choices… it has carpet. The hospital has carpet! Carpet! In a clinic!
Carpet!!!
Amongst its many questionable design choices… it has carpet. The hospital has carpet! Carpet! In a clinic!
Carpet!!!
For a guy who runs a lab that goes through a thousand+ mice a year, I’d like to think the emergency vet bill for my son’s rats will buy me a little good graces should heaven be run by rodents.
May 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
For a guy who runs a lab that goes through a thousand+ mice a year, I’d like to think the emergency vet bill for my son’s rats will buy me a little good graces should heaven be run by rodents.
Ohhhh glassblower buddies!
May 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ohhhh glassblower buddies!
Happy Mother’s Day to the bestest mom and nana
May 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Happy Mother’s Day to the bestest mom and nana
Well, I burned a small forest trunking to get ChatGPT to find it and it looks like your job is safe, Elisabeth.
April 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Well, I burned a small forest trunking to get ChatGPT to find it and it looks like your job is safe, Elisabeth.
Ray Baughman, nanotech pioneer, UT Dallas Welch Chair, National Academy of Engineering and Inventors member, carbon nanotube production innovator, and editor at Science, has passed. He accomplished all that and raised two girls as a single dad. I know I will miss him.
April 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ray Baughman, nanotech pioneer, UT Dallas Welch Chair, National Academy of Engineering and Inventors member, carbon nanotube production innovator, and editor at Science, has passed. He accomplished all that and raised two girls as a single dad. I know I will miss him.