living a dirt brain life
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
living a dirt brain life
they don’t let me out of the house much
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
they don’t let me out of the house much
the guy who robbed a bank and never died
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the guy who robbed a bank and never died
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spending several thousand dollars at learning express
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
spending several thousand dollars at learning express
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
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My computer is barely works
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My computer is barely works
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I only eat stuff with poppyseeds so I can pretend I'm eating ants.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I only eat stuff with poppyseeds so I can pretend I'm eating ants.
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Gone off that shit what made mud into orcs
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Gone off that shit what made mud into orcs
i’ve been setting some fires down by the river there
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
i’ve been setting some fires down by the river there
what the fuck is up Dark Arby’s
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
what the fuck is up Dark Arby’s
stuck under the burgundy sky of spaghetti westerns
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
stuck under the burgundy sky of spaghetti westerns
sometimes i see one thousand faces at the end of a hallway
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
sometimes i see one thousand faces at the end of a hallway
when i am dying will i be free
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
when i am dying will i be free
i have the right to deceive you it was given to me divinely
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
i have the right to deceive you it was given to me divinely
they might be learning to forget you we have no way of knowing
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
they might be learning to forget you we have no way of knowing
this is the life you chose to live if such a thing was possible
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
this is the life you chose to live if such a thing was possible
i’m not scared of the dead anymore
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
i’m not scared of the dead anymore
i was there during the death of all things good and i was laughing
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
i was there during the death of all things good and i was laughing
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they are gonna kill me for smoking weed they are going to send me straight to hell
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
they are gonna kill me for smoking weed they are going to send me straight to hell
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OP: boys are hot
REPLY: no girls are
13TH CENTURY ALE CONNER WHO I'VE BROUGHT TO THE FUTURE: Min ale hath ywoxen soure
ME: No they do that on purpose now
REPLY: no girls are
13TH CENTURY ALE CONNER WHO I'VE BROUGHT TO THE FUTURE: Min ale hath ywoxen soure
ME: No they do that on purpose now
September 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
OP: boys are hot
REPLY: no girls are
13TH CENTURY ALE CONNER WHO I'VE BROUGHT TO THE FUTURE: Min ale hath ywoxen soure
ME: No they do that on purpose now
REPLY: no girls are
13TH CENTURY ALE CONNER WHO I'VE BROUGHT TO THE FUTURE: Min ale hath ywoxen soure
ME: No they do that on purpose now
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My dream meet-cute is "we met on eBay"
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My dream meet-cute is "we met on eBay"
there's a true horror to it all
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
there's a true horror to it all
it's safe to get in an elevator with me even if no one else is around i'm just minding my business
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
it's safe to get in an elevator with me even if no one else is around i'm just minding my business
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my friend is angel smart
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
my friend is angel smart