Gary Belcher
garyjbelcher.bsky.social
Gary Belcher
@garyjbelcher.bsky.social
Senior Software Engineer. Aston Villa supporter. Avid reader. Occasional writer. Powered by Cadbury's chocolate, Dr Pepper and Yorkshire Tea.

https://garyjbelcher.github.io/
Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLWOL #UTV
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #UEL #UTV
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLBOU #UTV
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.
October 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Enjoyed attending Aston Villa Legends at The Alexandra last night. Gabby, Hendrie and Merson were great. #AVFC
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Good morning and also sorry about this
October 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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I'm sure this is how it went down
October 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLMCI #UTV
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Damsgaard. What. A. Pass. 👏 #BRELIV
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLBUR #UTV
October 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Scrabble
October 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
An impressive, professional performance against a decent side away from home. Bizot solid. Buendia and McGinn were fantastic again. 👏 #AVFC #UEL #UTV
October 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Big win. We needed that. On to Feyenoord on Thursday. Trust in Unai. He knows what he's doing. 💪 #AVFC #UTV
September 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLFUL #UTV
September 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
And the Red Roses are Women's Rugby World Cup champions. Brilliant! 👏🎉 #RWC2025
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Men get zero credit for the job we do when we piss away skid marks people leave on the toilet bowl, it's a invaluable service and only we know about it.
September 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
First win of the season in all competitions last night. It wasn't a great performance, but a win is a win and boy did we need one. Follow it up with three points on Sunday, please. #AVFC #UTV
September 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #UEL #UTV
September 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The morning after the night before. Let's get this awful window over and done with then reset and go again. 👊 #AVFC
September 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLCRY #UTV
August 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Urgh. Just our bogey side up next... #AVFC
August 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Looks incredible. I can't wait for this!
August 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Off to Villa Park! #AVFC #AVLNEW #UTV
August 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Gutted. England should've won that. Fair play to India, though. Fabulous series. 👏
August 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Champions!

Brilliant Lionesses! 👏

#WEURO2025
July 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM