Greg Iwinski
@garyjackson.bsky.social
emmy-winning tv writer: late night, star wars. union guy. always sleepy. omgreg.com
For the entire shutdown, the NASA app’s photo of the day was Jupiter’s volcanic moon Io. Every time I swiped past it was that moon waiting for me.
The shutdown truly ended for me when I looked down to see a new photo. App is back at it.
The shutdown truly ended for me when I looked down to see a new photo. App is back at it.
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
For the entire shutdown, the NASA app’s photo of the day was Jupiter’s volcanic moon Io. Every time I swiped past it was that moon waiting for me.
The shutdown truly ended for me when I looked down to see a new photo. App is back at it.
The shutdown truly ended for me when I looked down to see a new photo. App is back at it.
From March.
Much has changed in America, but not on the Dem side of the senate.
Much has changed in America, but not on the Dem side of the senate.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
From March.
Much has changed in America, but not on the Dem side of the senate.
Much has changed in America, but not on the Dem side of the senate.
‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink?’
‘…to be fair, we didn’t look THAT hard because we were busy petitioning the Supreme Court…’
‘…to be fair, we didn’t look THAT hard because we were busy petitioning the Supreme Court…’
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink?’
‘…to be fair, we didn’t look THAT hard because we were busy petitioning the Supreme Court…’
‘…to be fair, we didn’t look THAT hard because we were busy petitioning the Supreme Court…’
John King just said “shit” on CNN!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
John King just said “shit” on CNN!!
RIP to the one and only Dick Cheney.
And thoughts and prayers to Dylan Killington. No one did a Cheney impression like the one you perfected on Studio 60.
And thoughts and prayers to Dylan Killington. No one did a Cheney impression like the one you perfected on Studio 60.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
RIP to the one and only Dick Cheney.
And thoughts and prayers to Dylan Killington. No one did a Cheney impression like the one you perfected on Studio 60.
And thoughts and prayers to Dylan Killington. No one did a Cheney impression like the one you perfected on Studio 60.
Me, waiting for these election results:
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Me, waiting for these election results:
Technically the story after the semicolon is about the Guinness Book of World Records, but boy does it feel Freudian for the new CBS News
November 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Technically the story after the semicolon is about the Guinness Book of World Records, but boy does it feel Freudian for the new CBS News
I’m doing great I swear!!!
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m doing great I swear!!!
UPDATE: this sold out in a day, so I am adding a December date if you want to work on joke writing skills before you… send out Christmas cards?
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
UPDATE: this sold out in a day, so I am adding a December date if you want to work on joke writing skills before you… send out Christmas cards?
Voter turnout in NYC will be up today because of this.
WE LOVE A LIMITED DROP, FOLKS
WE LOVE A LIMITED DROP, FOLKS
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Voter turnout in NYC will be up today because of this.
WE LOVE A LIMITED DROP, FOLKS
WE LOVE A LIMITED DROP, FOLKS
This from @maiamindel.bsky.social (sorry for the cross post) is dead on 🎯
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This from @maiamindel.bsky.social (sorry for the cross post) is dead on 🎯
nothing says more about you as a person than how you take Ls
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
nothing says more about you as a person than how you take Ls
Fighting to live in an America where the only chants I have to learn are for sports.
October 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fighting to live in an America where the only chants I have to learn are for sports.
To answer a question in this @thr.com article:
Yes, they could have, back in 2023 when the WGA and SAG came to them and said "you should work with us to force AI companies to delete stolen content from their training libraries."
They said no. There was actually a whole strike about it!
Yes, they could have, back in 2023 when the WGA and SAG came to them and said "you should work with us to force AI companies to delete stolen content from their training libraries."
They said no. There was actually a whole strike about it!
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
To answer a question in this @thr.com article:
Yes, they could have, back in 2023 when the WGA and SAG came to them and said "you should work with us to force AI companies to delete stolen content from their training libraries."
They said no. There was actually a whole strike about it!
Yes, they could have, back in 2023 when the WGA and SAG came to them and said "you should work with us to force AI companies to delete stolen content from their training libraries."
They said no. There was actually a whole strike about it!
It’s frankly incredible how much energy the DNC and their media heralds are putting in to winning over the 17% of Americans who soft-approve of Trump VS the much easier task of finding and turning out more of the 48% of American who hard-disapprove.
It’s “I can fix him!” as election strategy.
It’s “I can fix him!” as election strategy.
October 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It’s frankly incredible how much energy the DNC and their media heralds are putting in to winning over the 17% of Americans who soft-approve of Trump VS the much easier task of finding and turning out more of the 48% of American who hard-disapprove.
It’s “I can fix him!” as election strategy.
It’s “I can fix him!” as election strategy.
lol ok grandpa, also any baseball team using a DH will be fired into the sun
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
lol ok grandpa, also any baseball team using a DH will be fired into the sun
When @joshgondelman.bsky.social goes on tv he is smart and lets you know ahead of time.
But if you have a time machine, you can go back a few days and see me on tv.
But if you have a time machine, you can go back a few days and see me on tv.
September 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
When @joshgondelman.bsky.social goes on tv he is smart and lets you know ahead of time.
But if you have a time machine, you can go back a few days and see me on tv.
But if you have a time machine, you can go back a few days and see me on tv.
You can always come to me for a patient, thoughtful, insightful quote:
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
September 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You can always come to me for a patient, thoughtful, insightful quote:
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
Late night is dead, also 130,000,000 Americans have watched it in the past year.
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Late night is dead, also 130,000,000 Americans have watched it in the past year.