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Константин Гарфильдцовский
@garfieldtsovskyy.bsky.social
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Garfield, labor/unions/engineering, anime & beer, here as yet-another-birdsite-backup
North Alabama (formerly West Virginia)
IFPTE Local 27, North Alabama DSA
Probably watching a city council meeting and scroll-posting
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Thought you were talking about Griffith from Berserk at first
A shoulders-up portrait of the character Griffith from the manga Berserk by Kentaro Miura. Griffith is a pale, fair faced man with long, wavy white hair and clad in shining white armor meant to make him look angelic. His light gray eyes are a contrast to the pale blue sky in the background. He is also one of the most demonic characters in all of literature. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griffith_(Berserk)
February 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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*blushes* Aww garfs, ty
Swolefield the construction worker with wayyyy too many union and workplace safety stickers on his hard hat smiles confident in his ability to do the job and to do that job right while being able to go home safely to an enormous lasagna feast in the evenings
January 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Unironically used this in a (text based) conversation today in case anyone's wondering how federal unions are feeling atm
Guts (from Berserk) and Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon from Sailor Moon) standing next to a grungy wall (presumably near a subway station?) smoking a cigar and cigarette, pensively. The mood is stoic and noir and it looks like they've both been in a fight but ... woof ... you should see the other guys.
January 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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A full-frontal view of the 12ft tall brass Mothman statue with an 8pack of abs and false Ruby eye in Point Pleasant, WV. He's looking at the Post Office.
January 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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A screencapture of the in-game thumbnail portrait for the Warcraft III Orc Grunt, green with tusks and horned helm, with upper text reading YES WARCHIEF and bottom text reading SWOBU. In English, the orc "swobu" translates something like "as you command"
January 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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It's the Wilhoit quote all the way down:
A cropped screenshot of a Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) tweet quoting Frank Wilhoit as he quote-tweets Sam Stein (@samstein) who was reporting on a Daily Beast article saying "Nobody got killed, nobody got robbed ... This was not a big crime," Giuliani told The Daily Beast, re alleged violations of campaign finance law. The Frank Wilhoit quote is "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition... There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
December 1, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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He's on Main Street across from the post office:
A photograph in profile of the 8ft (~2.5m) tall brass Mothman status across from the post office in Point Pleasant, West Virginia. With the wings it's closer to 15ft (~5m). It's ripped, has an 8-pack of abs, large pecks, big clawed hands, a big bum that people put $1 bills in, a short beak, and large false ruby eyes that *shine* in the late summer / early fall morning fog (it's <800m from the Ohio River and ~1200m from the Kanawha River, both heavily polluted so quite warm) if you use a flash camera. The annual Mothman festival is held in September each year and there's a museum and everything.
November 17, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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I forgot I made this and I (re)found it and I'm chuckling very hard.
Pinky and the Brain (1990s, US cartoon) (TOP TEXT, Brain says to Pinky) "What's an underrated benefit of unionized gov't work, Pinky?" (BOTTOM TEXT, Pinky's response) "NARFE" Note: National Association of Active and Retired Federal Employees https://www.narfe.org/
October 10, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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AVAST YE OKTOBRE
Garfield and Odie in their pirate costumes from The Garfield Halloween special. They're in the boat on the river, awash with enthusiasm, and Garfield stands at the bow, brandishing his wooden sword whilst wearing a purple bicorn hat with a Skull & Crossbones embellished on the front and a violet sash about his chubby waist. Odie is just happy to be there, wearing a little horizontally striped mariner's shirt and a green skull-cap bandana with yellow spots and a fake earring.
October 3, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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uhhh, Garfs - we made it? :(
Jon Steward, silver haired and lightly bearded wearing a dark blue, almost violet in the lighting suit, on The Daily Show, showing an Israeli Gov't representative(?) declaring that their official strategy re: the genocide in Gaza/West Bank and potential war with Lebannon is "de-escalation through escalation", and holding up a Garfield the Cat Omnibus (Fat Cat 3 pack, vols 7-9 I think?) collection trying to find an example of such double speak, after already having held up copies of Orwell's 1984 and Cathy O'Neill's Weapons of Math Destruction.
September 24, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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I am working on a Halloween Costume plan:
A swole / buff Garfield the cat swaggering around at a construction site with a confident grin on his face. He's wearing a yellow hard hat with a bunch of pro-labor-union and pro-OSHA / safety-first stickers on it.
September 14, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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Watching peak tv rn:
September 3, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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Now THIS is anime
A screen capture from The Legend of Manxmouse (1990), at approximately the 1hr, 2min mark where Manxmouse has just arrived at Mr. Manx Cat's home. The host is beginning to explain why and how Manx Cat must eat Manx Mouse, citing Section 2, paragraph 3 of The Book of Doom. They're having a tea party and being served cookies by Mrs. Manx Cat.
August 31, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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These UAW election results in Chattanooga are _something else_
April 20, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Garsh
A lovely bit of TL synchronicity as the OP makes a vaguely horny post about the Chair of the Federal Trade Commission and the very next post on the TL is someone going "oh you love women?"
April 16, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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I will never be this cool
A still from The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939) Basil Rathbone stars as the sauve and gentlemanly Sherlock Holmes, here playing the violin while in his stately night robe
April 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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ABSOLUTELY NOT
November 26, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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ikr?
Garfield the cat and Odie the dog are off on their Halloween special adventure in their pirate costumes, complete with bicorn hat (Garfield) and skullcap (Odie). Garfield is wielding a wooden sword to threaten humans into giving him candy whilst ambulating upon a wooden leg to emphasize his fur-ocity. Yarr me hearties - trick or treat!
October 31, 2023 at 2:32 AM
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Logging in to share a new react image for folks:
A close-up from the Oppenheimer movie during the Trinity Test where Eduard [sic?] Teller is watching the bomb from basecamp with the dark glasses and after having applied liberal amounts of sunscreen. Use as reaction image: For when a bomb finally dropped after you knew it was coming for a long time.
August 25, 2023 at 1:05 AM