Is this to find the best dribblers? *NOT SORRY*

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To be fair, he's an excellent human being

Also one available here for Canvey's Finest, so crack on.

I have deleted several particularly shitty responses to this. Feel free to add your own needless dig at Canvey's finest.

The Ivorian Mason Melia

100% The rabona goal being followed by a red card in a game we lost to Woolwich, embarrassingly, sums his time up.

'Legend' describing someone who's brought a few packets of crisps back with their round of drinks is another example of linguistic hyperinflation.

I am aware he won't but this argument that the squad is weak isn't right. It's being mismanaged at present through poor decisions by the management. It wouldn't matter if we bought 9 more passing CM's and another CF: Frank won't use them.

I have mulled on this and agree. Controversial: I do not feel 'kick it long and hope Kudus can control it' is going to propel us to glory. I want Frank to play Xavi, Bergvall and Gray as a 3. All can take a ball, to feet, with players around them and turn. Let's give progressive football a try.

A fleet of clown cars, heading back to London later

The fact both him and Lampard would turn us down is somewhat bittersweet

Sadly, yes

I for one welcome our overlord

They'd go for a manager who's turned a side arrived around that was mid table but is now flying and likely to win a trophy playing decent football. A young manager who can grow with the project.

Well someone has to suggest it

My Newcastle supporting chum has just compared Kudus to Allan Saint Maximin and I now can't unsee it.

He's brought in last season's top scorer. That he'll play him out of position is neither here nor there