Garden variety otter
@gardenvarietyotter.bsky.social
PNW based otter looking for an outlet for his spicy side
Hey I just made my bed, can you help unmake it?
October 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hey I just made my bed, can you help unmake it?
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
August 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
Exercise is starting to pay off
July 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Exercise is starting to pay off
I may have gone a little too hard on my legs ... if you need me I'll be here
July 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I may have gone a little too hard on my legs ... if you need me I'll be here
Probably a war crime tbh
May 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Probably a war crime tbh
How does my hair look? I just trimmed it.
April 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
How does my hair look? I just trimmed it.
Someone come wash my back
April 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Someone come wash my back
Stressful day I need some stress balls if you catch my drift 😈
March 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Stressful day I need some stress balls if you catch my drift 😈
We painted our bathroom! What do you think?
January 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
We painted our bathroom! What do you think?
Can someone come and eat it?
January 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Can someone come and eat it?
Someone come help me use up some energy so I can sleep
January 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Someone come help me use up some energy so I can sleep
Remember, even after marriage, highlight your assets for date night
January 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Remember, even after marriage, highlight your assets for date night
This is really getting out of hand. Like I'm enjoying the memes and all, but wtf
January 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is really getting out of hand. Like I'm enjoying the memes and all, but wtf
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
January 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
What I truly need rn is to be sandwiched between two big boys telling me I'm cute.
December 31, 2024 at 2:22 AM
What I truly need rn is to be sandwiched between two big boys telling me I'm cute.
Scrub a dub dub give me head in the tub
December 20, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Scrub a dub dub give me head in the tub
Derby pet thread
December 6, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Derby pet thread
Bathroom mirror thread.
Different bathrooms different vibes.
Different bathrooms different vibes.
November 17, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Bathroom mirror thread.
Different bathrooms different vibes.
Different bathrooms different vibes.
Grass type gym leader 💝💝💝
November 14, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Grass type gym leader 💝💝💝
Get you a man who can bake
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Get you a man who can bake
Well I guess I'm here now
November 11, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Well I guess I'm here now