Captain No-Thoughts
@gardenvarietybear.bsky.social
Plant father by day, anxious pillow princess by night. 🔞🌱♉️
Glendale, AZ 🌵🏜️
Glendale, AZ 🌵🏜️
Running off some turkey at the park today 🐶
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Running off some turkey at the park today 🐶
Back home after a fun little 2 day festival in SoCal 🥱
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Back home after a fun little 2 day festival in SoCal 🥱
Can't go to Walmart without getting The Child a toy 😮💨 you think she likes it?
September 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Can't go to Walmart without getting The Child a toy 😮💨 you think she likes it?